Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Guido: Claim Your Pet!

I'm spreading ginger furrs that say this Pet's mine, mine, mine!
You're not going to believe this.  I've spent years training the Pets to do my bidding.  It wasn't easy but I've got them to the point where they squizzle my ears and feed me Tuna on command at any time during the day.  Okay: they're still Difficult at night.  I mean, trying to shift the Pet is impossible at 3AM and even the Best Pet grumbles when I chivvy him out of bed to top up my biscuits, but we're Getting There!

So, here's me, finally enjoying a bit of Reasonable Service when I caught the Pet squizzling a strange cat down the street! Later on, she went out and came back smelling of dogs!!!   It gets worse: the Best Pet squizzled the Purrsian Pest from next door!!! ON MY OWN WALL!!!

Clearly the word has gone out that there are two well trained Pets here and now efurryone is after them.  I'm taking precautions.  Roll your mouse over me to see how. And take my advice: Keep An Eye On Your Pets!

Monday, February 24, 2014

Target: Prizes and Treats!

This is me, looking furry saintly.  This is because it wasn't me who told T-man that I hadn't had any breakfast and it also wasn't me who ate all the cat biscuits and that dish of tuna Mummy Cat set out for me.

I was totally starving and I needed that second breakfast tuna. Also, there was chikkun in the fridge and Tman said it need eating up. I helped him and I deserve credit for that.

I am not a dustbin on four paws, nor am I a pig-in-fur.  I am a gourmet, a cat who delights in nibbles. Also chikkun.  And tuna.  And a bit of steak sounds pretty good too.

Now that's all sorted out: our Giveaway worked!  We got the entries sorted out and the machine picked winners.

The winners are....... *drum roll*......

Nellie and her family Kosmo and the slobbery sisters
Gorogoro and Nikoniko
Lucy and her mum Hilary

Concatulations!!!! We're writing to you all now!

Seeing it all went well, we'll have some exciting prizes coming end of this month so keep an eye on our blog. 

PS to see what I'm thinking, roll your mouse over me!
PPS I also like lamb...


Monday, February 17, 2014

Guido: We're Giving Stuff Away!

Me looking handsome!

You know how the Pet was moaning that she's too busy to blog, so me and Target have taken over?  Well, we've put our furry faces together and  then I nipped Target's neck and he whapped my nose we're thinking of holding some giveaways over 2014.

We're not sure what the best way to go about this is, so we're starting today by trying out a new Giveaway tool.

For our test run, Target got his paws on the Pet's latest short story: The Musher and the Stringer.  It has Kissing and Romance as well as Huskies and Snow.

Try it out and we'll announce the winners next Monday.  Unless it goes pear-shaped in which case Target will have to apologise as he's the Host Cat next week.

I'm not just handsome you know; I'm a Leader!

PS Roll your mouse over me to see what I'm thinking...

Monday, February 03, 2014

Target: Me in My Teeny Weeny String Bikini

Our cat and dog pals are donning their best knickers in order to raise money for charity. Check it out on FB! 


Also, if you've five minutes, Mummy Cat is researching how people look for health information online.  It's anonymous, simple and she'll use the information to publish a paper to help health care providers empower clients.  Fill out the form here! 

And in case we missed you on our Katz Tales Facebook page, Gong Xi Fa Cai! Wishing you a Prosperous, Auspicious, Happy and Healthy Year of the Horse.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Guido: We've Got Bees!

We've had a furry exciting morning because we had BEES!

On Caturday, the Pet saw some bees on the small roof. She poked about inside (she's curious like a cat) and she found a bee nest!

Today the Bomba came to take them away! And we didn't get to see it because the Pet locked us inside! And she took CJ to his house, so he didn't get to see it either! And neither did Bobby or Jigsaw or any of the other cats!

Luckily the Pet took some photos.

The bomba team looking under the roof tiles
The bomba taking off tiles.

The bomba set fire to the nest - it's okay because they have a water hose!

The bee nest

Me, looking for bees
The Pet said she felt Furry Guilty about taking away the nest but these bees Swarm and we might get Hurt. That's what she said but I like bees because they Buzz and you can Whap them with your Paw. I want a bee as a Pet!

Funnily enough when the Pet went outside to clean things up, one bee came and stung her in the toe.  She had to take her toe next door to Aunty Lillian to make sure there wasn't a Sting Left Inside.  There wasn't.

The Pet says that it's Only Proper for the bees to Take Revenge and she doesn't mind having a sore toe.

I've been thinking about this and I think it means that she wants me to bite her in the toes when she's being difficult - like not letting me out at 3AM and refusing to play Kitty In The Bocks, a game Au made up, at 5AM.

Sounds good, right?


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Monday, January 20, 2014

Target: I Am A Slimmer Kitty

So Mummy Cat is busy earning cat biscuits, studying for her Masters and writing books so she says, "Something has to go!"

I thought it might be Guido but she meant the blog!  That's not right because efurryone needs to hear all about me, right?  Right!

So I will be taking over the blog. And as Guido whapped me silly, begged to share, he will post sometimes every second week.

So anyway, my first post is about weight management.  You may have noticed that I was a tad heavy in the rear last year?  Just a tiny little bit?  Well, Mummy Cat came up with this idea for fixed evening dinners.  Instead of me coming in and getting dinner from her, and then a second dinner from T-man, and then eating a third dinner when Guido comes in, we now both eat one dinner at 8PM.

I am a slimmer kitty. Just check my butt.

That's the official line: cats, come closer and listen. Not all is lost!  When your Mummy Cat does something daft like this, you have the power of the paw and the meow to ask for sekunds.  Just eat efurrything in one go, and then look at the bowl and turn it over.  Look totally pathetic. Your Mummy Cat will instantly ask if you are totally starving.  A meow! and a furry purry headbutt and she's yours.  And so are sekunds.



Promise.

When I figure out how to get thirds, I'll post again.

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Monday, January 13, 2014

Target: My Favourite Breakfast

I'm sitting on my towel on my garden bench because I'm trying to figure out a big problem.

It's a holiday in Malaysia tomorrow because it's the Prophet Muhammad's Birthday, and Mummy Cat just told me that she's going to the market to buy something nice for lunch.

"If you like, I'll buy you something nice for breakfast too. Would you like that, my kitten kersqueezul?"

That's what she calls me, see?  Kitten kersqueezul, angel darling sweetie pie, cat kerfliffle, and squeezlebug cat fluff. Au used to say it's because she's nuts but I think it's because I'm special and I deserve special names. It makes me purr when she talks that way.

"If you're purring that means yes," Mummy Cat said.  "Now what would you like for breakfast tomorrow?"

So now I've got a problem because I don't know what I want.

On Saturday I had crab Shaomai and shrimp dumplings because we always have Dim Sum on Saturday mornings and those two are my favourites. Yesterday I had barbequed chicken that was left over from Saturday lunch.  This morning I got really lucky because Mummy Cat was making boeuf bourguignon so I got steak!

They're all my favourites and now I don't know what I want!  Well, apart from seconds.  I really need seconds because Guido is always getting stuff too.  He scoffs Dim Sum, chicken and steak like he's got a python stuffed down his paws! He eats efurrything!


Hmm, I think I know what I want.  Just roll your mouse over me to find out!

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