Guido: Someone Nicked My Breakfast!

This morning at breakfast I had a mouthful or so of Tuna and then went out for a stroll. When I came back, I discovered that Fat Target, the one who claims to be Senior Cat, ate his breakfast - AND FINISHED MINE!!!

So I need more breakfast. 

I'll make you a deal.  You can pet my tummy and pay me in Tuna. With sauce. And those little Slivers Of Crab.  Pet me because my tummy is Purrfect and I am furry hungry.

Oh, and the Pet has a new book out.  The Mule is all about Cleo, a pole dancer who finds love in Colombia.  I think Cleo has a nice tummy but it's not furry so I don't think anyone will give her tuna to pet it.  Just saying...

For my secret thoughts, run your mouse over the pictures.

The Mule: An Erotic Romance in Colombia is available from Smashwords

It's HOT!

It's been about 36C or 38C for over a week now. And as it's humid in Malaysia, we're sweltering.

Target and Guido run riot in the early morning when it's a cool 25C and by nine o'clock, they come in, settle in their fave fan spot and do this:

I'm thinking of joining them!

BTW, I've removed all my books from Amazon. If you want a Storm Chase novel, please go to Smashwords, Kobo, BarnesandNoble or other store.

Lost Weekend: An Erotic Romance in Wales
By Storm Chase

When Micah accidentally kills a drug dealer, and Bryony is the only witness, Micah decides to keep an eye on her while he makes plans to leave the country. However, when Micah and Bryony start talking, things don't work out quite as either of them expect. Lost Weekend is a love story with a hint of murder and a heroine who decides she likes it best when she's on top.

Guido Is Chatty

Guido is in a good mood.  He's been playing in the garden, hunting frogs in the drain. When he gets one, he puts his paw on it, waits until the frog hisses and then let's it go again.  I think it's the feline equivalent of playing with wind up cars.

Now he's sitting on the wall, saying, "Hi!"

He also woke me up to say, "Hi!" at one and six o'clock this morning.  And in case I missed it, he put his nose in my ear and said it again.  louder.

Our little Guido is a chatty cat and we love him dearly.  Even at one and six o'clock this morning.
 

Target: I Am Helping Out

Target here! How've you been? We've been furry busy.

This is me!

After Mummy Cat finished her exams, we cleaned the office. I found my ribbon! The red one!

Then we caught up on work. I helped by snoopervising. And by stepping on the Escape key.

I also like the reset button but Mummy Cat has taped a box over it. Funny that. She used to squeal with joy every time I stepped on that when she was working.

And now we're working on completing our next book.  It's called The Mule: An Erotic Romance in Colombia and it's all about this girl who gets into trouble. I'm helping by holding down the CAPS key at all the important moments.

There's one thing though: when MC is writing, she often asks me things like, "If you were with a girl cat and she had her front paws here and here, where would you put your paws?"

It's kind of weird because I'm a Retired Gentleman Cat and don't do gymnastics with girl cats.

Still, as Office Snooperviser it's my job to help, so I show her exactly what I'd do: I'd bite any girl cat who put her paws all over me.

I hope it helps.

PS This is me, hanging out in bed. Run your mouse over me to read my secret thoughts.

We're Back!

Target is fuzzing

We finished our first exams and are taking a mid semester break.  Target is fuzzing, Guido is upside down in his best box, and I'm trying to catch up with work and finishing off another novel.  In other words: life as always!

We've also got a new friend.  This silver cat turned up about 3 weeks ago.  He's a total softy and not meant to live on the streets. We thought he was lost but nobody has come to collect him, despite advertising and word of mouth chitchat. 

Guido in his best box

We've neutered and vaccinated him, and given his a name: Long John Silver, or John for short. We think he may be a relative of Boris Puteh, and we hope that John will be reunited with his family as Boris was. 

As you can imagine, Target HATES John but Guido like him.

We'll be round to visit but there's a bit of a problem: our PC died and we lost some of our bookmarks.  So if we don't visit, leave a comment with your blog link, ok?

John on our Beetle

PS run your mouse over the pics to see secret thoughts!

Target Is Senior Cat

Target is now Senior Cat.  It's a very weird concept and one we're all finding it hard to adjust to.

Funnily enough, I was outside yesterday and Target was frisking along my ankles, kissing, purring and behaving in his usual kitten kersqueezul way when our neighbour popped up and said, "You'd never guess that he was holding FOUR cats at bay this morning with just a look, would you?"

So it turns out that my baby cat went across the street for a second breakfast, knowing our kind neighbour feeds strays there.  Apparently Target just swans in, puffs up and tells them all to back off or else. And they do.

Can you believe that this face could be that tough????

And no wonder he's an ounce away from a gravitational collapse!

I have read him a lecture on Sharing, Kindness and Greed.  I don't think it worked.

900th Post And A Change

Target: Hi, Target here! Since Au passed away two weeks ago, we've had some changes.  For one thing, I am now Senior Cat!  And because I am Senior Cat, I thought I'd write our 900th post. 

Wrassling...

Guido: Senior does not mean Boss.

Target: Does so.

Guido: We wrassled and I won.

Target: Because I was all nipped out!

Guido: Hehehe... yeah. I wonder how that Nip Cushion got there???

Target: *whispers* i am sooo going to whap you when this is over. Ahem, as I said, 900th post and we've won an award from Stephanie and Athena who want to know all about us. We picked 10 of their questions.

What/who was your inspiration for your blog?
Target: Us! And Au and Scoop, cats who Came Before Us.
Guido: My quest for world domination.  It's Covert so I won't mention it.

Scoop and Au - Cats Who Came Before

What are your favorite hobbies? 
Guido: Lizard spotting, cockroach hunting and wrestling.
Target: Cuddling, snoozing and trying out new cuisine.


Have you been changed by a place you've visited? 
Target: The vet!  We won't discuss that.
Guido: Exactly!

Has your pet ever done anything to embarrass you in public?
Target: You mean like calling me kitten kersqueezul? All the time!
Guido: And she often mentions your big bum.
Target: i am sooo going to whap you
 
What is your favorite animal?  Why? 
Guido: Cats!  because we are the best!
Target:Roast lamb or beef.  I loooove red meat.
Guido:  Right, what Target said. And Tuna.

One thing that you think is wrong with this world?
Guido: Not enough tuna!

What is the farthest away place from home you've visited?
Target: The Galactic Center!
Guido: That was Star Trek!
Target: Still counts...


How did you get your first pet?
Guido: I crawled into a pet shop and then my Pets came to collect me from my Foster Pet.
Target: I think she was talking about that lizard we almost got the other day. Or those cockroaches we trapped.
Guido: Nah....


What/who is/are your inspiration(s) for choosing names for your pet(s)?




Guido: It depends on how late dinner is.
Target: Idiot, this is why I am Senior Cat! She's not talking about Mummy Cat or T-man.
Guido: Must be.  It's not like we name our cockroaches. 

Do you have a favorite animal-related book?  
Target: Easy!  The books about me! They're here at Smashwords!
Guido: Oh brother.  I can't wait for a book to be written about me.

Target: We think a lot of you already have the Liebster award, so if you don't please consider yourself tagged!