Monday, May 05, 2008

The All Knowing Cat - Not

Cats are supposed to have this sixth sense but if you ask me it's a load of nonsense.

1. Target persists in trying to steal chocolate brownies. Yet this stuff is not good for cats in small doses and poisonous in large doses.

2. Au walked straight past a snoozing Doji dog yesterday and never even noticed him. Au wasn't being brave because when Doji snuffled in his sleep, Au jumped six feet in the air!

3. Both Au and Target are afraid of our mates Faiz and Sam who love cats.

4. Neither cat knows when the vet's car is coming up the road!

We were too late to raise funds for Camie's Kitties with a Knock Knock joke, but just to be silly....

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag?

Have a good week!


Harmony Kitties said...

♥Love paws and head nudgies♥
Harmony Kitties: "Heeeheee, good joke and we especially enjoyed the commentary."

Anonymous said...

Lol...Cute Joke :)

Gemini and Ichiro said...

We have quite been enjoying the Knock Knock jokes!

Just Sharlene and the Spice Cats said...

I gets worried when the Spice Cats even stepped out of the house. They are definately not allowed across the road, cars or no cars!

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Silly Target, chocolate is poisonous to cats! You shouldn't keep trying to steal chocolate brownies.

That was a fun knock-knock joke! :)

Motor Home Cats said...

Thanks for participating in the knock knock joke. We are still going to count yours. We have had a great time going around to read all of the jokes.

Yours was great!

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie