den dere was dis klaw in my face. It got all infektud. i was showing de feemale survunt how brave i am and what did she doo? she took me to the VET!!!!
yes i am suffering a lot. but i haf also been furry klever. i now haf al de food i wnat, and treats, and games. it is all bekos of dissiplin. i will tell you my sekret.
de sekret is in de
dey will get the messsage and do what you want. it always wurks.
like boris. i complayned and complayned about boris and NUTFFING but when i showed my tayul de feemale finally got rid of him. he's a lap cat now in sum teacher's house. Didn't know he could swim, but all i can say is he deserves what he gets. HAH!
and dat VET thing works fur me too bekos i showd hur de tayul after we kame home. den de feemale survunt felt guiltee and gave me treats. also furry humbol apologees.
now i take my medisin efurry day, and den aftur i hiss a little big and flik my tayul and she is all, sorry Au meow (she is furry soppy) you are sutch a good boy to take your medisin. how about some chikkun? Den i sulk for a long time like too sekkunds and den i get a treat. if i sulk for too minutes i can get her to bring me treats to my upstairs bocks. honest.
hehehe, i am a klevur kat!