Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Au Speaks Out: Why You Must Not Go Owt Wif Dogs

Here we are, wif me blogging again!

de feemale survunt begged an begged an begged an i sed NO but then she sed dat if i doo, she will make me somefin special. i am thinking maybee ros beef or chikkun tandoori.  or maybe BOTH!

my subjekt today was inspihured by wot happened sunday.  i was in bed, relaksing.  de fur brain was also in bed.  de feemale survunt was all happy about dis.  she petted and petted.  dis was good.
 
den, suddenlee, she got up and showered (ugh, dese hoomans haf some furry bad habits!) and den she went out.  wen she came bak, she melt of dog!!!!!  yes, she had bin out wif dogs: Abel and Whiskeee.

de feemale came bak all happee and smiling.  dis is a front.  i kan see through dis.

she had a horrible time, i am curtun.  for won fing de survunt was all smellee and had to showur again.  serves hur right.  and LOOK!  dis is a pikture of Abel de dog soaking her frend with watur. bet she had to showur too.

i haf no sympahtee.  dis is what you get when you sohshiolaise wif dogs. you shud stay at home and surve me.  dat is your job.

19 comments:

Neri said...

Did she even ask for a leave of absence, Au? The nerve!!

Pam said...

I cannot believe she was cavorting with dogs. That second shower serves her right! :)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

No! I hate it when my human cavorts with dogs!

Julie said...

What's a dog? Never seen such a thing around here!

Katnip Lounge said...

We consider dogs Pure Evil.

As for Memorial Day, it's a Holiday in the US where we observe gratitude for those who have died serving our Country. wikipedia explains better than we can...

The Chair Speaks said...

You have a great nose! You could smell the dogs!

Mishkat said...

This sounds just awful! We can't understand why your mom's friend is laughing! (Our mom says it's a very cute photo, and we think she's crazy.)

We hope your mom stays home and pets you like she should.

Cat-in-Sydney said...

My dear Au,
I agree wif u 500%. Dogs are not self cleaning units, unlike us. purrr....meow!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

HELLO AU. THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. THIS JUST CONFIRMS WHAT THEY SAY, WHICH IS THAT WHEN YOU LIE DOWN WITH DOGS, YOU WAKE UP WITH FLEAS. OR TICKS. OR MANGE. AND YOU DESERVE IT. PURR PURR PURR.

Anya said...

Is dit een verhaaltje
of is het echt gebeurd....
klinkt zo spannend ;-)

Knuffels voor iedereen
van Kareltje =^.^=

Huffle Mawson said...

She should have brought a gift of apology or something.

Eric and Flynn said...

That is so wrong. We would not speak to our Beans if they smelled of dog.

Simba said...

I would hiss and spit if my humans came home smelling of dog. There is one who lives next door and I just don't get it - they should have a cat.

Yes, we get a whole day's holiday for remembering those who died in the military service. Because it is always a Monday, and the beginning of summer, for many people the real significance of the day is lost - many go to the beach, or have barbecue parties, and it is a big weekend for sales in the stores.

JEWELGIRLS KATZ said...

Extra water showers happen when you
hang with the dogs, Oh i bet that was ruff. :)

Ginger Jasper said...

It happens to me sometimes but at the end Mum always comes back to me, so dont worry.. Hugs GJ xx

Amy and The House of Cats said...

We have a terrible confession to make - we like doggies! Now do we have any around that we see in person, not really. But our cousin dogs have given us presents, so we have to go by that - dogs give kitties presents. If these dogs didn't give you presents, we think that they are breaking with tradition or not following the rules or something, and there needs to be someone to look into it - like an office of dog relations or something like that. Oh, and we do adore all our dog blog friends too - we admit it.

Oh, and Katnip Lounge gave a great explination of Memorial Day.

BeadedTail said...

We live with a dog so what can we say? We love dogs - well, we love one dog and that's it!

Just Sharlene said...

I love this photo! I am looking forward to next Sunday.

P/S Can you email me the original size of this photo? Thanks.

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

Yes, Au, I am sure the dogs did something horrible to her! Maybe they slobbered all over her? Maybe they ran in the mud and got their paws all muddy and stood up and greeted your female survunt with their front paws? Maybe they panted all over her! Ugh! How could she possible enjoy it?