Tuesday, June 01, 2010
Au Speaks Out: Why You Must Not Go Owt Wif Dogs
de feemale survunt begged an begged an begged an i sed NO but then she sed dat if i doo, she will make me somefin special. i am thinking maybee ros beef or chikkun tandoori. or maybe BOTH!
my subjekt today was inspihured by wot happened sunday. i was in bed, relaksing. de fur brain was also in bed. de feemale survunt was all happy about dis. she petted and petted. dis was good.
den, suddenlee, she got up and showered (ugh, dese hoomans haf some furry bad habits!) and den she went out. wen she came bak, she melt of dog!!!!! yes, she had bin out wif dogs: Abel and Whiskeee.
de feemale came bak all happee and smiling. dis is a front. i kan see through dis.
she had a horrible time, i am curtun. for won fing de survunt was all smellee and had to showur again. serves hur right. and LOOK! dis is a pikture of Abel de dog soaking her frend with watur. bet she had to showur too.
i haf no sympahtee. dis is what you get when you sohshiolaise wif dogs. you shud stay at home and surve me. dat is your job.