I am handsum, intelligunt and alltogedur magnifisent. Dis is bekos i am a kat. But i am furry sad to say dat not all kats are intelligunt. Take Target for eksampul. Target is a fur brain.
Target nevur thinks abowt anyfing. Look at de way he spoils de survunts. He is all ovur dem: playing, purring and kuddling.
When de survunts go owt without permishun, does he show dem de Tayul of Displeshure wen dey come home? No. He is allovur dem.
When de feemale is asleep, and he wants biskuts, dos he waken hur wif a loud MEOW? No, he purrs until she wakuns. An if she sez, Target I am still sleepy, he waits!!!!!
Target has no idea of dissiplin or kommand. I tell you dat if dis spoiling carries on, den wun of dese days de survunts will be kompleetlee spoilt. On dat day dey won't respond to
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