Tuesday, July 06, 2010

COT: Au Speaks Out: Target Is A Fur Brain

My frend Target is a fur brain. It is furry sad but it is tru.

I am handsum, intelligunt and alltogedur magnifisent. Dis is bekos i am a kat. But i am furry sad to say dat not all kats are intelligunt. Take Target for eksampul. Target is a fur brain.

Target nevur thinks abowt anyfing.  Look at de way he spoils de survunts.  He is all ovur dem: playing, purring and kuddling. 

When de survunts go owt without permishun, does he show dem de Tayul of Displeshure wen dey come home?  No.  He is allovur dem.

When de feemale is asleep, and he wants biskuts, dos he waken hur wif a loud MEOW?  No, he purrs until she wakuns.  An if she sez, Target I am still sleepy, he waits!!!!!

Target has no idea of dissiplin or kommand.  I tell you dat if dis spoiling carries on, den wun of dese days de survunts will be kompleetlee spoilt.  On dat day dey won't respond to de kontrols - me!  And den we will be in reel hot watur.  And you know how we kats feel abowt watur.


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23 comments:

Ginger said...

If only you could get Target "in line"

An Imperfect New Momma said...

Stinkin Target!

Cheri said...

Au you are just jealous of Target!

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Cheri said...

Au you are just jealous of Target!

cats of wildcat woods

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Au, stop complaining. Just give him a good whacking. har har har *evil laughs*

Pam said...

Poor Au! He obviously needs to try to train Target to know the true ways of cats.

mamagabeebee said...

Au-Meow,

You are big brother. Teach and guide Targut. Don't complain. If you don't let him know what is right and have to be done of a kat, he will never know! Lead by example!

mamagabeebee said...

Au-Meow,

You are big brother. Teach and guide Targut. Don't complain. If you don't let him know what is right and have to be done of a kat, he will never know! Lead by example!

Katnip Lounge said...

Target needs to go to a little "reprogramming" program. Obviously he did NOT learn The Cat Rules the first time. Au, we feel for you, having to live with such an unCatly Cat.

Julie said...

Well, you are setting a good example anyway. Keep up the good work, maybe he will evenutally catch on. ;)

BeadedTail said...

Target needs a little more training that's all!

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

Yeah, you teach him, Au! If the biskut bowl is empty, you meow until the survunts get up. If they don't get up, push the bowl off the edge of the kishun counter. My Rowdies do that. And when I put a bunch of bananas on the kishun counter at Chloe's favourite spot, she pushed the bananas off the kishun counter to show them who's boss. Take that, you stinkin bananas! I woke up to find bananas all over the floor.

Whisppy said...

You are not the only one! I too have to deal with the undignified ways of my brother, Cosmo! He has no sense of pride and it is humiliating to watch!
....Ling

Gattina said...

Target apparently knows how to flatter your servants !

AL said...

Au just let Target be, ya knows that kitties are sometimes like that! I bet you are spoiled kitty too.

Cezar and Léia said...

For me you both are adorable and intelligent!
And please boys, be good okay!
purrs
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA

Hannah and Lucy said...

Just give Target a good whap and he will paw the line. (if he wants to that is).

Mishkat said...

We're sorry to hear that, Au! We think you might have to try harder to train Target - but we know how frustrating it can be to explain anything to a fur brain!

Lucy the Cat said...

Well, Mama likes Target's style, but I agree, he's a fur brain!

Neri said...

But you won't let them get too spoiled, Au, I know you won't! You'll show them every time. Go Au!

A few Good Cats said...

Au, it takes all kinds of cats to make a world. It's possible you and Target could play "good cat/bad cat" to help keep your human servants in line.

Simba said...

I am sure you are a sweetie too, Au, but Mom says she thinks she would like Target a lot!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

HELLO AU. THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. TARGET IS CLEARLY IN NEED OF REPROGRAMMING. YOU WILL SOON BE RECEIVING A LARGE BOX IN THE MAIL. THIS BOX WILL CONTAIN A HELMET, A LAPTOP, AND A USB CABLE. PLEASE PUT THE HELMET ON TARGET, THEN CONNECT THE HELMET TO THE LAPTOP, THEN BOOT UP THE LAPTOP AND LET IT RUN THROUGH ITS AUTOMATED PROGRAM. WHEN IT IS FINISHED TARGET WILL BE A PROPER CAT AGAIN. PURR PURR PURR

PS THE LAPTOP AND HELMET WILL SELF-DESTRUCT AFTER USE SO YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE COVER AFTER THE PROGRAM IS FINISHED.