Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Au Speaks Out: Why Katz Are Superior To Hoomans

De survunts went on holiday last week.  When dey kame bak, I was going to show dem the Tayul of Disapproval.  Dis is propur punishmunt for survunts who don't do as their kat tells dem.

But when dey kame in, Target starts yelling, "Mummy cat is home!  And T-Man!" an den he jumps right into dere arms.  Dey didunt even see my Tayul of Disapproval!

I haf told Target many times dat de feemale isn't a kat.  She is one of de inferior hooman species.  But Target has been reading wif de feemale since he was a kitten and now his brain is all skrewed up.  He kant even TALK right!

As Target is a furbrain, I haf written down 6 reesons why katz are superior to hoomans. Dere are more, but it's time for my thurd brekfast.

why katz are superior to hoomans

1. Katz don't do mondays.  evur.
2. Hoomans haf thousands of wurds and still kant kommunikate.  A kat gets efurrything with a meow.
3. Katz kan jump 10 times dere own height. Hoomans kant jump dere own height.
4. Katz no how to relaks.  Do you no hoomans who haf 22 hour naps?
5. Katz no deir furry butts are always purrfekt. 
6. Hoomans take ordurs from katz.  Katz nevur take ordurs from anywon.

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32 comments:

Brian said...

I think all of those reasons prove it once and for all!

Hailey said...

Ok! I found you over at Ms Lorenza's and just wanted to drop by and say hello. I once did a blog about a furball, um..... I mean, a cat. I know I can tell you in secret because you will probably forget it anyways because you'll snoooze it off, but I am a liltle afraid of cats! I did however, enjoy reading you blog! Drop by sometime to say Meow! (just don't say boooo!) Bol!!


Hugs & smoochies! XOXO
Hailey the dog

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think cats exist and therefore are superior. Just because.

The Creek Cats said...

We love your list of reasons!!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Au,
I concur. 100%!!!!! purrr....meow!

The Chair Speaks said...

Absolutely true, Au!

Neri said...

*bows down in respect

The Island Cats said...

Au, you are totally right!! And we're sorry the humans missed out on your tail of disapproval!

BeadedTail said...

We totally agree with your list!

happy said...

That's right, you tell them, Au! Humans need so many reminders of this.

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Is ALL true... we bet the humans did see your tail of disapproval, they just hid their sadness.

Gattina said...

Hahahaha ! Although I always have some difficulties to understand cat language when they try to speak human (I haven't learned that at school, another stupid human thing, see) and yes I say more then 1000 words to Mr. G, he doesn't listen but if Arthur says one little meow, he runs like a mad to fulfill his orders !

Cezar and Léia said...

:) Very smart words dear friend, I would like to agree!
and I need to confess that when my beans are out of the city, I use to purr a lot when they back! LOL
Cute picture!
purrs and love
Luna - We love Luna

Boom Nisanart said...

Great True ! And we all love them : )


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Ginger said...

Love it! So very true, too

Huffle Mawson said...

Au you are very wise.

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

Wonderful list! I bow at your furry powerful feet, Master Au. Kindly do not offer me the Tayul of Disapproval.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Those are the finest reasons to show our superiority over the human servants. We're sorry the tail of disapproval was not noticed - that's another black mark she's chalked up. Could you give us your instruction list so we can practice the tail of disapproval we're sure it will be used often here.

Fin said...

Hi! So nice to meet you, and thanks for stopping by!

Rules are for dogs!

Boo-Bah said...

You have definitely proven it.Your list of reasons were wonderful.
Thank you for giving me smiles today.

Sharon Wagner said...

I like that. They can speak volumes with only a meow!

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

We need to write a rule book and then put it on an audio book and then the humans can listen to it on the way to work and be trained good!

Lucy the Cat said...

Ha ha, Au, this is all so true, but Mama says she would really like adopt number one for her. I just love your list, and they're all so true!!

A Bookaholic said...

hahahaahah this is ssoooo furrrny!!! :) love this post and your list of reasons Au!

Irishcoda said...

The gang sez Au shuld be nomnomnominated fur a Noble prize in litterachur! Dat wuz an award winner!

Mishkat said...

We completely agree, Au! This should be required reading for every human.

Admiral Hestorb said...

Oh you have said it ALL! You told AL of our secrets! Now what? What if a human sees that and rebels? Oh, that's right. They can't 'cause they do everything we tell them too. Mommy does.

I run the household and everything revolves around me. Really.

shueyshoelove said...

I ees like!! Very true. I am hoooman. But my kittehs make me happy. I am always ever obliging. :)

GrammyMouseTails said...

You R very wise Au... Target is too young and still leads with his tummy for attention then listen to yur wisdom O wise one!

Cat said...

Hear! Hear!! You are SOOOOO right Au!!! I'm glad you put my thoughts to words...what a smart guy you are...I think we could be great pals!!! Purrs, Lautrec

Dennis the Vizsla said...

HELLO AU. THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. THANK YOU FOR THIS CONCISE AND COGENT EXPLANATION OF WHY KITTIES ARE THE SUPERIOR BEINGS HERE ON EARTH. THE HUMAN SERVANTS NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THEIR PLACE FROM TIME TO TIME, DON'T THEY? PURR PURR PURR.

bitsum said...

hilarious! :D