De survunts went on holiday last week. When dey kame bak, I was going to show dem the Tayul of Disapproval. Dis is propur punishmunt for survunts who don't do as their kat tells dem.
But when dey kame in, Target starts yelling, "Mummy cat is home! And T-Man!" an den he jumps right into dere arms. Dey didunt even see my Tayul of Disapproval!
I haf told Target many times dat de feemale isn't a kat. She is one of de inferior hooman species. But Target has been reading wif de feemale since he was a kitten and now his brain is all skrewed up. He kant even TALK right!
As Target is a furbrain, I haf written down 6 reesons why katz are superior to hoomans. Dere are more, but it's time for my thurd brekfast.
why katz are superior to hoomans
1. Katz don't do mondays. evur.
2. Hoomans haf thousands of wurds and still kant kommunikate. A kat gets efurrything with a meow.
3. Katz kan jump 10 times dere own height. Hoomans kant jump dere own height.
4. Katz no how to relaks. Do you no hoomans who haf 22 hour naps?
5. Katz no deir furry butts are always purrfekt.
6. Hoomans take ordurs from katz. Katz nevur take ordurs from anywon.
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