Boris who is currently living in our front garden is a nice cat. He eats twice as much as any cat I've ever known, and he is determined to sneak into the house and hang out. When I catch him indoors, Boris closes his eyes firmly, and tries to pretend he's not there.
Because of these traits, I am reminded of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy's Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, "a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous."
Here he is, pretending to be fast asleep on the treadmill.....
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