Monday, October 25, 2010

Target Speaks: I Was Almost The Destructor Kitty

Hello, can you see this?  It's me, Target! I'm purring very loudly because I'm furry excited to be blogging again. 

I've just discovered that I'm a member of the naughty kitty club.  Au says it's because the day after mummy cat brought me home, I climbed up the back of a 2 m tall antique mirror and PUSHED until it went down with a crash and smashed into a million pieces.

This is a picture of me afterwards. 

Mummy cat thought it was a sign that I should be called Attila or Destructor, but T-man thought that one mishap should not follow me throughout life.

Since then I have been very good.  I've only smashed mummycat's favourite tea cup, and a plate, and a glass, and a sort of bowl thing.  Mummy cat says it's OK because it's my kontribooshun to industry.  I think that means that I help employ people.

So I don't see why I should be in the naughty kitty club.  Or why Au calls me a clumsy fur brain!  Do you?

23 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Look at the fun you are having! You go!

The Creek Cats said...

Our Saylor is a member of the Naughty Kitty Club too! So you are in good company :) It's ok to be a little clumsy!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Target,
Put it this way, if you hadn't broken/smashed/thrashed/destroyed those stuffs, mummy won't be able to replace with new one and may result in some people losing their jobs...or some industries closing down. So, it's all good. purrr....meow!

Mr Puddy said...

As long as we doesn't mean it, It's not our false !!!!

Cory said...

Oh yes! Break stuff. It's the socially responsible thing to do!!!

Twix said...

It sounds like fun being in that club! I think I might get thrown or chased out!
Snuggles,
Twix

Lorenza said...

Well... that sure was an interesting way to become a member of your family!
The Naughty Kitty Club sure is pawesome!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Neri said...

hi target! a little naughty is cute! so i wouldn't worry much...

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I though woo felines were just naturally like THAT!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Katnip Lounge said...

Target, We salute you! Our AngelBrofur Chuckles was a champion china launcher...in fact his nickname was "Newton" cuz he was always testing gravitational theory. It worked every time, too!
In our books, Naughty = Good!

Simba said...

I am a little late to wish you happy Gotcha Day, but better late than never, they say! Being a member of the NKC is OK - there are lots and lots of memebrs!

Cat said...

Wow!! for your short life you have done a fair amount of...uh....'work'!! I can't say I have done such 'work' in my nearly 16 years, but I have had lots of sort of accidents...you know, getting stuck waaaaayyy up a tree for many nights (I did this at least 2...uh..3....uh, I don't know how many times), trying to go through a broken window when the parents weren't home then I needed 30 stitches in my paw and arm, then I tried to jump on a window ledge (outside) where the window was closed so I fell and broke (with a 'snap!') my back leg...so I'm maybe not a naughty kitty, but I sure am accident prone!! But hey, like I said, I'm nearly 16 so I'm also a lucky kitty. Maybe you are too....when you have such a awesome record, you must have a certain amount of luck to go with it!! May you live to be at least 20!!! Purrs, Tiny (and Lautrec, but he isn't 'one of us')

Blackie007 said...

Wow, you're very hard-working, Target. Come join us in our street protest. :P
http://blackie007.blogspot.com/2010/10/cats-take-to-streets-in-protest.html

Brian said...

None of that was your fault, if they weren't there you couldn't have whapped them!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Breakables shouldn't be left out in convenient whapping places. What a great start though with that mirror - you must be very strong.

Admiral Hestorb said...
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Admiral Hestorb said...

What a fun kitty you are. I have launched a few things too! Maybe we should compare notes!

wildcatwoodscats said...

You were so tiny to be such a big destructor! Our Al loves to push things off the shelves and tables - he is deaf so he doesn't hear the crash! We do and we run!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

We think the Naughty Kitty Club is an awesome thing to be in - you don't have to be super naughty or anything. And well, we did start it so we are a bit biased, but we think that it is a cool club to be in!

Lucy the Cat said...

Look at you having fun and helping the economy. You deserve treats!

Ginger said...

I think you're adorable; and you are merely doing what cats do.

michico*Adan said...

Perfect!!!

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

How naughty of the mirror to break! Bad mirror! Bad teacup! They shouldn't go and get themselves broken like that! Tsk! When will they ever learn!