Graca wants to know my pussonal story. i kan understand dis. i am furry interesting.
when i was a kitten, somewun picked me up, wrapped me in 3 plastik bags, and threw me owt of a moving kar.
dis woman, Dorothy, was driving behind. she saw de bag wriggling so she didn't drive ovur me. insted she stopped and picked me up.
she took me home and called de feemale survunt who sed i could live wif her and de male.
i was so skared dat i was all stiff and cold. de feemale put me inside her t-shirt to warm me up. she has big boobs so i didn't fall owt. for 3 days de survunts fed me wif a droppur. den i got brave and took my first steps. and den de male made me biskuts with a little watur which i ate all by myself.
since den i haf not looked back. eksept for when de fur brain is stalking me.
dis is my story. pleese go see Graca and tell her your story too. she wants to know efurryfing. i think she is a little bit like a kat. dis is a kompliment. oh, Graca is Portugese but she understands english.
having told my story, i shall now nap.
For more cats, check out Gattina's Cats on Tuesday.