Hello, it's me: Target! I'm purring to see you again.
I've been furry busy keeping mummy cat company while she types. I hit the F1 button for her when she needs help, and I put on caps lock for her so that people can see what she's writing REALLY CLEARLY.
I've also been wrestling with my friend Au. We played a bit rough and I got a scratch on my nose. See that black mark? That's dried blood!
I think this proves I'm a real man cat. But I still want my cuddles ten times a day. Au sneers but I say that only real man cats can admit they like cuddles.