Many kats don't like dis day bekos of firewurks. Howeffur, you should pay attenshun bekos dis is de day you kan get lots of ekstra treats.
Dis is what you do:
1. Make sure de survunts haf a drink.
2. When one survunt goes to the kitshun for ice, follow
3. When dey open de fridge door, gif dem a headbutt. DO NOT MEOW!
Dey will gif you ham. Or rost chikkun.
Now listen karefully, when de other survunt gets up five minutes later, do it all again!!!! As you didn't MEOW earlier, de survunt won't suspect you've just had a treat.
Sober survunts figure dis owt fast bekos de ham disappears furry quickly. If dey catsh on, you gif dem a hard look. Like I do in dis piktshure. Den dey will apologise and think it is their mistake.
For best results, you haf to make sure they get furry squiffy. Remembur: a squiffy survunt is a generous survunt!
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