Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Au Speaks Out: My Operashun - A Tail Of Horror With Ham
my tail of horror started on Saturday when de survunt diskovured dat I had a deep wound in my leg.
I told her it was nothing but she took me to the vet anyway! I told her all de way at the top of my voice dat I didn't want to go but did she listen? NO!
before i new it de vet gave me an injekshun!!! i fell asleep while de survunt held me.
while i was asleep the vet kleened and stitched up de wound. i think it was very gory bekos wen i woke up de survunt still looked pretty sick.
i want to kleen de wound by likking it a lot but dey won't let me. dey've put on dis kollar so i can't touch de wound. it is furry inkonvenient but i'm not complaining bekos of dis:
1. both de survunts are worried i am too sad to eat so de feemale bought me 200g of imported ham!!! i am training her to hand feed me efurry hour.
2. de male gets up at 2AM and 3AM and den again at 4AM to pet me - without me having to yell at him.
3. de survunts think dey can't leave me alone so dey have kancelled their nights owt and are staying wif me 24/7. finally i haf de survice i deserve!