i am now testing RetroMAD1 a new drug dat fights FIV. yes, i am at the forefrunt of science.you know i haf always been a trendsetter. i am de star of dis blog, and de newspaper column in de Star and de book katz tales. and yet i am still a humble kat. dis is bekos i am furry wonderful always.
while i was recovering from my illness, de survunt got dis memo from purrsonell abowt de annual purrformance review from Zoolatry. i think she was hoping i wouldn't know abowt dis. dis is silly bekos i always know efurrything!
i kannot trust target to fill it owt bekos he is a fur brain. he think efurryfing his "mummy cat" does is purrfekt. and boris will give 4 paws to anyone who gives him food.
so here goes: straight from de kitty's mouth...
1. kwantity of owtput. de survunt was doing furry well wif blogging 6 days a week, but she's fallen down in de last few weeks. she says it is bekos i was sick. dat's no excuse. BUT she has put me in many newspapers and in de book and on TV and radio. so 3 paws.
2. kwality of owtput. hmm... i am remembering she wrote dat feature abowt me tripping and falling down de stairs and den dere was dat foto of me krossing my eyes and sticking owt my tongue. just for dat i'm giving 2 swats.
3. klient pawticipation. i haf to share de survunt's email! yes, me a famus kat has to rely on her! but she does pass on email. also treats dat people send me. so 3 paws.
4. pawticipation II. de survunt is furry lazy abowt dis. at de moment i am only entered in 2 kontests. she says we lif too far away for most contests. dis is no ekskuse. 2 swats.
5. klient satisfakshun. do people love me? well YES! how kould dey not? i am furry loveabul. but do enuff people love me? hmm. don't know. kan dere be enuff love sent my way? never! others haf to decide dis.
6. overall rating and suggestions for improvemunt. overall rating is 3 paws wif de tayul of disapproval for sum fings. for eksampul, de survunt still spends several hours a day not tending to me. she says she is using dat time to earn de kat biskuts but i am not satisfied wif dat explanashun. i also want more ham and more rost chikkun, all served to me pillow side if i'm napping or to my bocks if i am in retreet.
i am now going for a 10 hour nap. see you tomorrow...
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44 comments:
Oh, Au, I totally loved your review! You had me and Mom laffin and laffin. It shows us you have a lot of vim and vigor left in you and that you are going to recover big time. You are definitely the FI poster cat.
Purrs,
Simba
Great pawings on this post!
Bravo!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
We loved your review Au. We feel so lucky knowing the FIV Poster Kat purrsonally. We love you and are still sending purrs and prayers for you to get all well. Hugs and nose kisses
We hope the new FIV drug works very well for you Au so you can feel better again.
That was a very good review you gave your mum.
I think you did a great review Au...always leave a little wiggle room fur improvement! I'm happy you are a poster kat, your purrfect in our book!
Great review. We certainly are hoping the new FIV drug works for Au!
Hurray! Au spoke the way you always do. I love your talking and love that you never doubt yourself as a hero! That's very great about you. I feel like to have an honor to give you "ko" at the end of your awesome name because you're so prestigious. Have a nice day. Eat well and take medicine.
what an adorable review Au! So glad to see you are feeling better and being your feisty self! cut your mom some slack, she is doing a great job!
Great review, Au! I think you make a great poster kitty and it seems that you're maybe feeling better. Yay!
Aww Au you're such a smart kitty! You made us smile always.
Au, Thanks to stop by and tell me your med. is work well..I'm so so happy with you.
But don't be crule for your mom. She deserve 4 paws !..She is one of the best mom. You know that !
xxxx
ROFTL! ;) Au, you're making me grinning from ear-to-ear like a Cheshire cat! FIVE PAWS for making my day! :D
Au, how cool that you get to test that new drug!! And we hear you are eating more!! We hope you continue to improve!!
We loved your review!!
Au,
It's pawesome that you're now a pin-up boy....Brad is green with envy....hmmm....me thinks you should give more paws for your mum's review. She's been taking good care of you, in sickness or in health. (sounds like a wedding vow, eh?) purrrr....meow!
Au, I am so happy to read your wonderfully long blog and to read your honest report on your mom. I fink she should really have 4 paws, Au. She works furry hard serving you and Boris and Target. Who cooks the hams and chickens fur you?
Meantime, I have to say I have a little crush on you. So eat up and get strong so we can snuggle! xox
Your purrson did very good!
Hi Au! We are so glad you are such a forwardthinking cat and are willing to test out this new FIV drug - and we are even happier it is helping you so much! Our mom gets behind a lot so she hasn't even posted her review yet (she is so bad!) but we think you did a great job on yours - even though you do look handsome in any picture and shouldn't worry about anything posted about you because we always adore you!
We laffed reading your Review, but we know you was being serious about some things and poking fun at others...we have yet to read a review with 4 paws up for effurrything...us cats are soooo critical! We hope your new meds make you go into remission, too!
We are glad the new drug has a postive effect on you. Hugs!
We enjoyed your review Au! We're glad you're the poster kat and hope you keep on eating lots and get stronger! Purrs to you!
Your mom deserves the best rating!
She is pawesome!
Paws still crossed here for you!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Great post! Just purrfect :) Wishing you well, Au!
Good review Buddy! Now we are keeping our paws crossed that everything will work out purr-fectly with theese new trial and you will have a good appetite. We continue our purrs.
We love love loved your review AU!
That's a very fair review you've given your feemal survunt, O Wise and Wunderful Au Who Sees and Knoes Effurything! I've always known you are a trendsetter and now I am even more pleased to find out that you are at the forefrunt of science. 4 paws for Mighty Au!
Only 10 hours? Hahahaha!! Glad Au is feeling better!
Sweet Au, we will be purring and purring for this drug to work and you get all fixed up in not time!
Happy Cat Family
Au you sure are tuff luv on the mommeh...
but ya gots to show her who is boss!
keep eating & getting better.
purrs & skritches.
Au, you're in my thoughts and purrs.
that was a very good review Au! we are SO happy to hear your are feeling better! this is wonderful news. we are super glad this medicine is working for you . yay!!!
What a review!!!
Happy to hear your positive news on the trial drug!!!!
All we can say is, your MOMMY BOLEH!!! :)
So glad that Au is doing fine, this new drug looks awesome.
Great report in this post!
purrs
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA
Au, you are just TOOO FUNNY!! We are soo, soooooo, SOOOOOOO happy that you are feeling better and we hope with all our might that you will soon be all better!! We will keep purring for you you big TIGER!!! Purrs and headbutts, Lautrec, Tiny and dawgEllwood
Beautiful Au!! You are a most wonderful scientific pioneer! Me and Charlie hope and have everything crossed that you'll be ok and get better! Yay!!
Yay for your lovely mum's appraisal!!! 3 paws and a gazillion gold stars! Take care
x
So glad to hear you are feeling better, Au and the new meds are working so quickly! Thank goodness my kitties don't know about the performance review, I don't think they would be as kind as you. ;)
We laughed at some of your remarks in the review. Be careful you don't up set your mom though - never upset the hands that feed you and you don't want to miss any treats do you. We hope this new FIV drug works for you and you feel well enough to be a little bit naughty sometimes! Luv from Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Great review Au. glad you're showing signs of recovery. Take care.
our mom should aspire to such a review!! we will send her ofur to look at it.
we is happy-dancin' in yer honor for the good results you is haffin' from the meddysin--we's still purrin', too!
best fishes from alla the meowers in mo
We luff you, Au! We hope for a full recovery for you.
Dear Au,
Me is so happy yous is getting better and that yous is a Poster cat for this horrible cat disease! We thinks yous was a little hard on your Mommy though. She has been keeping us so well informed of your progress me thinks yous should give her extra kitty kisses!
Hugs
Nellie
I had some difficulties to understand cat english, but I finally managed ! Hope you will be fully on your paws soon !
Au
I can answer one question with complete utter finality: WE ALL LOVE YOU!
*smoochies*
purrin
xoxox
Au, you are such a star. Hope that treatment does the trick. Cats are so hard on their owners - I've felt shame ever since Posky and Co wrote mine!
Your Annual purrformance review tells me that you are a spunky cat. You must be feeling better.
We hope you are being a good boy and eating all your meals so you will grow strong again!
We send you lots of purrs.
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