Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Au Speaks Out: I Am De FIV Poster Kat

i am now testing RetroMAD1 a new drug dat fights FIV. yes, i am at the forefrunt of science.

you know i haf always been a trendsetter.  i am de star of dis blog, and de newspaper column in de Star and de book katz tales.  and yet i am still a humble kat.  dis is bekos i am furry wonderful always.

while i was recovering from my illness, de survunt got dis memo from purrsonell abowt de annual purrformance review from Zoolatry.  i think she was hoping i wouldn't know abowt dis.   dis is silly bekos i always know efurrything!

i kannot trust target to fill it owt bekos he is a fur brain.  he think efurryfing his "mummy cat" does is purrfekt.  and boris will give 4 paws to anyone who gives him food.

so here goes: straight from de kitty's mouth... 

1. kwantity of owtput.  de survunt was doing furry well wif blogging 6 days a week, but she's fallen down in de last few weeks.  she says it is bekos i was sick.  dat's no excuse.  BUT she has put me in many  newspapers and in de book and on TV and radio.  so 3 paws.

2. kwality of owtput.  hmm...  i am remembering she wrote dat feature abowt me tripping and falling down de stairs and den dere was dat foto of me krossing my eyes and sticking owt my tongue.  just for dat i'm giving 2 swats.

3. klient pawticipation.  i haf to share de survunt's email!  yes, me a famus kat has to rely on her!  but she does pass on email.  also treats dat people send me.  so 3 paws.

4. pawticipation II.  de survunt is furry lazy abowt dis.  at de moment i am only entered in 2 kontests.  she says we lif too far away for most contests.  dis is no ekskuse.  2 swats.

5. klient satisfakshun.  do people love me?  well YES!  how kould dey not?  i am furry loveabul.  but do enuff people love me?  hmm.  don't know.  kan dere be enuff love sent my way?  never!  others haf to decide dis.

6. overall rating and suggestions for improvemunt.  overall rating is 3 paws wif de tayul of disapproval for sum fings.  for eksampul, de survunt still spends several hours a day not tending to me.  she says she is using dat time to earn de kat biskuts but i am not satisfied wif dat explanashun.  i also want more ham and more rost chikkun, all served to me pillow side if i'm napping or to my bocks if i am in retreet. 

i am now going for a 10 hour nap.  see you tomorrow... 

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44 comments:

Simba said...

Oh, Au, I totally loved your review! You had me and Mom laffin and laffin. It shows us you have a lot of vim and vigor left in you and that you are going to recover big time. You are definitely the FI poster cat.

Purrs,
Simba

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Great pawings on this post!

Bravo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mumsy, Chancy and Company said...

We loved your review Au. We feel so lucky knowing the FIV Poster Kat purrsonally. We love you and are still sending purrs and prayers for you to get all well. Hugs and nose kisses

Eric and Flynn said...

We hope the new FIV drug works very well for you Au so you can feel better again.
That was a very good review you gave your mum.

Brian said...

I think you did a great review Au...always leave a little wiggle room fur improvement! I'm happy you are a poster kat, your purrfect in our book!

catsynth said...

Great review. We certainly are hoping the new FIV drug works for Au!

Mekkan said...

Hurray! Au spoke the way you always do. I love your talking and love that you never doubt yourself as a hero! That's very great about you. I feel like to have an honor to give you "ko" at the end of your awesome name because you're so prestigious. Have a nice day. Eat well and take medicine.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

what an adorable review Au! So glad to see you are feeling better and being your feisty self! cut your mom some slack, she is doing a great job!

Lucy the Cat said...

Great review, Au! I think you make a great poster kitty and it seems that you're maybe feeling better. Yay!

AL said...

Aww Au you're such a smart kitty! You made us smile always.

Mr Puddy said...

Au, Thanks to stop by and tell me your med. is work well..I'm so so happy with you.
But don't be crule for your mom. She deserve 4 paws !..She is one of the best mom. You know that !
xxxx

pointe.csl said...

ROFTL! ;) Au, you're making me grinning from ear-to-ear like a Cheshire cat! FIVE PAWS for making my day! :D

The Island Cats said...

Au, how cool that you get to test that new drug!! And we hear you are eating more!! We hope you continue to improve!!

We loved your review!!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Au,
It's pawesome that you're now a pin-up boy....Brad is green with envy....hmmm....me thinks you should give more paws for your mum's review. She's been taking good care of you, in sickness or in health. (sounds like a wedding vow, eh?) purrrr....meow!

Admiral Hestorb said...

Au, I am so happy to read your wonderfully long blog and to read your honest report on your mom. I fink she should really have 4 paws, Au. She works furry hard serving you and Boris and Target. Who cooks the hams and chickens fur you?

Meantime, I have to say I have a little crush on you. So eat up and get strong so we can snuggle! xox

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Your purrson did very good!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi Au! We are so glad you are such a forwardthinking cat and are willing to test out this new FIV drug - and we are even happier it is helping you so much! Our mom gets behind a lot so she hasn't even posted her review yet (she is so bad!) but we think you did a great job on yours - even though you do look handsome in any picture and shouldn't worry about anything posted about you because we always adore you!

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

We laffed reading your Review, but we know you was being serious about some things and poking fun at others...we have yet to read a review with 4 paws up for effurrything...us cats are soooo critical! We hope your new meds make you go into remission, too!

The Chair Speaks said...

We are glad the new drug has a postive effect on you. Hugs!

BeadedTail said...

We enjoyed your review Au! We're glad you're the poster kat and hope you keep on eating lots and get stronger! Purrs to you!

Lorenza said...

Your mom deserves the best rating!
She is pawesome!
Paws still crossed here for you!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

theresalwaysthyme said...

Great post! Just purrfect :) Wishing you well, Au!

Cloon said...

Good review Buddy! Now we are keeping our paws crossed that everything will work out purr-fectly with theese new trial and you will have a good appetite. We continue our purrs.

KnottedFingers said...

We love love loved your review AU!

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

That's a very fair review you've given your feemal survunt, O Wise and Wunderful Au Who Sees and Knoes Effurything! I've always known you are a trendsetter and now I am even more pleased to find out that you are at the forefrunt of science. 4 paws for Mighty Au!

havetailwillwag said...

Only 10 hours? Hahahaha!! Glad Au is feeling better!

Happy Cat Family said...

Sweet Au, we will be purring and purring for this drug to work and you get all fixed up in not time!
Happy Cat Family

GrammyMouseTails said...

Au you sure are tuff luv on the mommeh...
but ya gots to show her who is boss!
keep eating & getting better.
purrs & skritches.

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Au, you're in my thoughts and purrs.

Us4 Cats said...

that was a very good review Au! we are SO happy to hear your are feeling better! this is wonderful news. we are super glad this medicine is working for you . yay!!!

lupie said...

What a review!!!

Happy to hear your positive news on the trial drug!!!!

All we can say is, your MOMMY BOLEH!!! :)

Cezar and Léia said...

So glad that Au is doing fine, this new drug looks awesome.
Great report in this post!
purrs
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA

Cat said...

Au, you are just TOOO FUNNY!! We are soo, soooooo, SOOOOOOO happy that you are feeling better and we hope with all our might that you will soon be all better!! We will keep purring for you you big TIGER!!! Purrs and headbutts, Lautrec, Tiny and dawgEllwood

Old Kitty said...

Beautiful Au!! You are a most wonderful scientific pioneer! Me and Charlie hope and have everything crossed that you'll be ok and get better! Yay!!

Yay for your lovely mum's appraisal!!! 3 paws and a gazillion gold stars! Take care
x

Julie said...

So glad to hear you are feeling better, Au and the new meds are working so quickly! Thank goodness my kitties don't know about the performance review, I don't think they would be as kind as you. ;)

Hannah and Lucy said...

We laughed at some of your remarks in the review. Be careful you don't up set your mom though - never upset the hands that feed you and you don't want to miss any treats do you. We hope this new FIV drug works for you and you feel well enough to be a little bit naughty sometimes! Luv from Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Life Ramblings said...

Great review Au. glad you're showing signs of recovery. Take care.

Meowers from Missouri said...

our mom should aspire to such a review!! we will send her ofur to look at it.

we is happy-dancin' in yer honor for the good results you is haffin' from the meddysin--we's still purrin', too!

best fishes from alla the meowers in mo

The Whiskeratti said...

We luff you, Au! We hope for a full recovery for you.

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear Au,
Me is so happy yous is getting better and that yous is a Poster cat for this horrible cat disease! We thinks yous was a little hard on your Mommy though. She has been keeping us so well informed of your progress me thinks yous should give her extra kitty kisses!
Hugs
Nellie

Gattina said...

I had some difficulties to understand cat english, but I finally managed ! Hope you will be fully on your paws soon !

ABBY said...

Au
I can answer one question with complete utter finality: WE ALL LOVE YOU!

*smoochies*

purrin
xoxox

Barbara said...

Au, you are such a star. Hope that treatment does the trick. Cats are so hard on their owners - I've felt shame ever since Posky and Co wrote mine!

Boo-Bah said...

Your Annual purrformance review tells me that you are a spunky cat. You must be feeling better.
We hope you are being a good boy and eating all your meals so you will grow strong again!
We send you lots of purrs.