i am now testing RetroMAD1 a new drug dat fights FIV. yes, i am at the forefrunt of science.
you know i haf always been a trendsetter. i am de star of dis blog, and de newspaper column in de Star and de book katz tales. and yet i am still a humble kat. dis is bekos i am furry wonderful always.
while i was recovering from my illness, de survunt got dis memo from purrsonell abowt de annual purrformance review from Zoolatry. i think she was hoping i wouldn't know abowt dis. dis is silly bekos i always know efurrything!
i kannot trust target to fill it owt bekos he is a fur brain. he think efurryfing his "mummy cat" does is purrfekt. and boris will give 4 paws to anyone who gives him food.
so here goes: straight from de kitty's mouth...
1. kwantity of owtput. de survunt was doing furry well wif blogging 6 days a week, but she's fallen down in de last few weeks. she says it is bekos i was sick. dat's no excuse. BUT she has put me in many newspapers and in de book and on TV and radio. so 3 paws.
2. kwality of owtput. hmm... i am remembering she wrote dat feature abowt me tripping and falling down de stairs and den dere was dat foto of me krossing my eyes and sticking owt my tongue. just for dat i'm giving 2 swats.
3. klient pawticipation. i haf to share de survunt's email! yes, me a famus kat has to rely on her! but she does pass on email. also treats dat people send me. so 3 paws.
4. pawticipation II. de survunt is furry lazy abowt dis. at de moment i am only entered in 2 kontests. she says we lif too far away for most contests. dis is no ekskuse. 2 swats.
5. klient satisfakshun. do people love me? well YES! how kould dey not? i am furry loveabul. but do enuff people love me? hmm. don't know. kan dere be enuff love sent my way? never! others haf to decide dis.
6. overall rating and suggestions for improvemunt. overall rating is 3 paws wif de tayul of disapproval for sum fings. for eksampul, de survunt still spends several hours a day not tending to me. she says she is using dat time to earn de kat biskuts but i am not satisfied wif dat explanashun. i also want more ham and more rost chikkun, all served to me pillow side if i'm napping or to my bocks if i am in retreet.
i am now going for a 10 hour nap. see you tomorrow...
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