Target here! I have an important message for all kitties.
You know how humans have really strange sleeping habits? Rather than our furry sensible 20 hour naps, humans sleep all night and are awake all day. So if you want to wake them up at 2AM to see something really interesting, or to have a nice little cuddle, they can be quite grumpy.
I have made a discovery that is certain to waken your pet up - and be happy!
I made this discovery last week when I wanted to show T-man my mousie. T-man was lying in that weird way humans do, with his front paws behind his head. I said meow really softly and dropped the mousie on him. Then I stuck my nose in his paw-pit and wriggled my whiskers.
Well, you should have seen his reaction!
T-man jumped and screamed with joy. When I tickled him again in the same place he screamed again with happiness. Then he picked me up and hugged me really close.
I tried it on mummy-cat and she did exactly the same thing: she screamed and then hugged me really close.
Humans clearly like being tickled with whiskers. I think you should all try it. Aim for the paw-pit.