Thursday, April 21, 2011

Au Speaks Out: I Went To De Vet And Survived!

dis morning de survunt scooped me up and put in me de travel bocks.  she is furry sneaky.

i punished her by shouting all de way to de vet.  but when i got there i was furry good.

de vet admired me a lot.  he petted me furry respectfully and gave some good kompliments.  yes, dr tan knows a superior kat when he sees one!


i furry graciously let him examine me.  i've put on 300 grams since our last visit.  and my fur and eyes and heart and efurry thing is wonderful.  i knew dis of course.  anyone can see how wonderful i am.

i will always be FIV positive but dis retromad1 medisin i am taking means i am furry well all de time.  dr tan says i am so well dat i only need to take my retromad1 once a day now.  

now i think of it, he also said i haf to eat my own weight in rost chikkun efurry day.  really, he did.  would i lie to you?

just delivur it to my sekret space.  i'm hiding on de recycling stack  wif survunts as sneaky as mine, it's de only sensibul thing to do.

36 comments:

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Au dear,
The vet said you have to eat your own weight in roast chicken? Wow! That's for a day or a week? Glad to know you're much much better now. purrr....meow!

Whisppy said...

That is wonderful news, Au-Meow! Hmmm.......your own weight in roast chikkun? Sounds a little sneaky on your part but well worth the try!

Blackie007 said...

Wonderful, wonderful news, Au! And I think you are sneaky, too, to say the vet ordered that you eat your own weight in chicken. But hey, I'm sure your servant will be delighted if your appetite improves that much. :)

Mr Puddy said...

Hooray !!!! I'm so so happy with you Au : )
I jump up and down when knowing you get much better and need to take your medicine just once a day.
Good to be a friend of a superior cat like you...ha..ha..ha
xoxo

mizzyN said...

instead of dying from FIV, you'll die from obesity. sad fat.

Simba said...

Mom and I are so happy to read this post. Good luck getting the chicken.

Brian said...

I am so happy to hear that Au, my sisters and I are doing happy dances! Keep the good news coming pal!

Old Kitty said...

Yay!!!!!! Wonderful Au!! Me and Charlie are so happy that the trip to the vets was a huge success!! Yay!!!!! We truly think you deserve lots and lots of chicken at least twice a day for being ever so good!! :-) Take care
x

lupie said...

Hello Au!!!

We are so pleased!!! :)
Continue to feel better buddy!!

Mango said...

I bet your human is still humming whatever tune you serenaded her with on the trip to the vet.

Slobbers,
Mango

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Hey... if that chicken thing works out for you, I may try that over here.

pawhugs, Max

Julie said...

Glad you got a good report from the vet, Au. Now go eat that chicken!

Life Ramblings said...

glad to hear that you're feeling better Au. meow!!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Au what a great result from your vet - less medicine and a lot more delicious chickhen - does he do housecalls in the UK?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Kea said...

Au, this is fantastic news, we're so happy you're doing well and gaining weight!

The mom kinda doubts the whole "eat your weight in roast chicken" thing, but we believe you!

-Fuzzy Tales

Random Felines said...

YEAH!! We shared the info about that new drug with our friend Kelly who has an FIV+ kitty named Murphy. We are very glad you are doing so well. But, we don't remember anything about our vet saying something about our weight in roast chicken, so we think you might have been mistaken (or we need to come see your vet).

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That is excellent news!

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear Au,
Me is soo happy yous is much better! Your weight in Roast Chicken! Yummy! Could yous have a pawty and invites us?
Kisses
Nellie

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Great report, Au - so glad to hear you are doing so much better. Have a wonderful weekend and eat lots of roast chicken.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mumsy, Chancy and Co. said...

Great news sweet Au, keep up the good work. Oh me, are you sure about all that chicken you get to eat...Look out chicken here comes Au. Take a good long nap after sll that chicken, ok? Hugs and nose kisses

Cezar and Léia said...

Dear Au, how brave you are!
I'm proud of you my sweet friend.
Keep eating okay and I wish you a lovely Easter!
purrs
Luna - We love Luna

ABBY said...

Au
This is wonderful news!
NO this is GREAT news!!

*woo hoo*
We are so happy.


purrin
xoxoxo
Abby

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

You have a very smart vet, Au! He really knows his nutrition - I hope your humans take note about the roast chicken!

Cloon said...

So glad to hear everything is good! Theese is a most excellent plan about the roast chicken...

Katnip Lounge said...

Sneaky servunts sux! Au, can you request TWO roast chikkuns? We'll come over and help ya eat 'em. Paws up to your continuing good health!

The Whiskeratti said...

Yeaa!!! We're so glad to hear the report is good from the Stabby Place.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We know you would never lie, Au! So we vote your servant gives you your weight in roast chicken every day.

BeadedTail said...

That's wonderful news Au! We hope nothing prevents those chicken deliveries!

Catsparella said...

Hi Au! Great to hear from you! I'm glad to hear you're doing well and were a good boy at the vet :3

The Island Cats said...

Au, we're so glad you checked out good at the vet!!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

eat your own weight in chicken!!??? MOL! You will waddle like a duck if you do that! I am sooo happy you tested so well! xoxoxo

Kitikata-san said...

YAY! Chicken! Yay! Yes, indeed, you get to eat all the chicken you want!

Neri said...

your weight in roast chicken? sounds like there will be a party. I'm IN!

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

Your Majesty Dear Au Sir, of course effuryone should admire you and respeck you and give you nice things to eat, that is the only correck and proper thing to do when we meet someone as wonderful as you. We are furry glad that you are so much better and have put on weyt. It is furry clever of you to punish the survunt by screaming all the way to the vet. We will learn from you.
Love,
The Rowdies.

GrammyMouseTails said...

Au that is wunderfur mews! and he says you get to eat lots & lots of roast ckiken! dat almost makes it worth a visit to da vet!

mohdhafifi said...

hahaha