Thursday, June 02, 2011
Au Speaks Out: All Abowt Me!
you will be happy to hear dat i am eating a lot. yes, i am doing furry well. i take my speshul medisin once a day now, and it is keeping away dat FIV virus.
but i am furry upset bekos de ovun has broken. dis means i haf no rost chikkun!
de feemale is making me BBQ chikkun insted. she says it will just as good. i don't know. i don't like change.
now i no dat you will be furry upset abowt de oven and my rost chikkun, so here are sum pikshures of me. looking at dem will make you happy.
de first is of my when i was a junior office kat.
i am now a senior manager so i only visit the office a few times a day and den only to kritisise.
for de rest of de day i relaks. i sleep on de recycle newspapur pile and i sit on de Male's foot. we tough mankats don't do soppy stuff so dat is how i kuddle.
de last pikshur is of me wif my laser eyes. dey are telling you to be happy all day long, OK? dis is my kommand.