|my pet cobra was dis big....|
on friday i found a snake. it was a cobra. it was standing up and hissing at me.
i was having a good time when suddenly de female rushes owt, and grabs me and rushes me into de house.
dis with no warning or, "ekscuse me, Au may i pick you up"!
|my pet could haf grown up to look like dis|
de fur brain wif de ekspanding stripes escaped and ran towards my pet. but de female got him before he could play wif it.
den she got bak into the house and slammed all de doors. she called de fire brigade who took away my pet.
dis is not fair. it was my snake. she had no right to konfiscate it.
de female forgot to take a picture. but i kan tell you dat de snake was as long as me when i stretch owt. it was de purfekt size to look me in de face.