Saturday, June 11, 2011

LIM: Angels In The Bedroom And Whores In The Kitchen - Or Is That The Other Way Round?

Warning!  Erogenous Signs! View With Care.
We've been having some exciting times in Malaysia.

First we had Ibrahim Ali from Perkasa saying that Malaysian men have extramarital sex because “Husbands driving home after work see things that are sexually arousing and go to their wives to ease their urges. But when they come home to their wives, they will say, ‘wait, I’m cooking,’ or ‘wait, I’m getting ready to visit relatives.”

I hadn't thought of traffic lights and road signs being sexy before.....

Now we have the Obedient Wives Club, an offshoot of the the Ikhwan Polygamy Club, agreeing that women are to blame when men behave like rats and providing this amazing solution.

The new club promises to stop prostitution and divorce by  teaching women to be submissive and by offering sex lessons so women can become "first class prostitutes."

As you can imagine, the brown stuff has really hit the fan.

My opinion is this: polygamy, polyamy, whatever....I don't care what people do as long as everyone into it is over 18, consenting and can get out whenever they like.

If people want to have sex lessons, and play submission games, that's fine by me.

But to insist that everyone be the same way is just plain rude.

As for the misogyny bit promoted by these bozos, well that's just run of the mill stuff put out by a very small group of (very small) men who are insecure.... I think they are quite right to be afraid - they are very inferior people.

I'm ignoring their pathetic whinging because it's not worth listening to.

The good thing is that it gives the rest of us lots of fodder for rude jokes.

We've had a big debate about what makes a First Class Prostitute versus a Second Class Prostitute and Third Rate Hooker (maybe the Club to give us a skills list so we can judge this properly?)

Plus we're all greeting each other with a, "So! Happily married, are you?" and then nudging and winking suggestively...

Better to laugh than cry, right?

15 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Rude jokes are ROILING in my mind...it's good to know that the US isn't the only uptight land of prudery.
::heaves sigh of relief::
(not THAT kind of relief!)

sully86 said...

katnip: ahahhahahaha that is uniquely malaysian way of handling things.Honestly as we are striving to modernize ourselves, our thinking are becoming more backwards* points at bozos*

Brian said...

I'm glad you're there to explain it all to us!

The Whiskeratti said...

I am so very, very, very glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read your post. :) My fav bit was wondering about the rankings.... I did some serious LOLing!!!!!

Dianne said...

wow! this is something right out of the 1950s
there was this woman who told wives they should always greet their husband at the door wearing next to nothing and ready for sex
where are you supposed to put the children!?

MoMo said...

I like the ranking. Are there exams for it?

Cat-from-Sydney said...

What if it's the wife driving and seeing all those sexy road signs and when she gets home demands sex from the hubby? I'm suggesting Obedient Husbands Club here. Any takers? Looking at the antics of bozos, I'd rather be a cat. har har har *evil laughs*

Old Kitty said...

Charlie thinks Cat from Sydney is onto something there...!

:-) Take care
x

ElinaMK said...

Hmm - wondering what's in the curriculum of the 'free sex lessons' - are they purely theoretical or 'hands on'?!? MoMo, I'd love to be the invigilator for the exams... Bwuahahahah...

Simba said...

That's why the best thing is to be a (neutered) cat!

Whisppy said...

Classes are one thing. I can't wait for the exams! Woo hoo.

Teri and the cats of Curlz and Swirlz said...

Hahameow! We are glad we are all spayed and neutered now and don't have to worry about such things. Teri said as long a she has an electrical outlet, she'll be fine! We sure hope we don't have a power outage during these summer thunderstorms, bwah ha ha!

Blackie007 said...

Maybe we should form an Obedient Husbands' Club to counter that -- a well-spanked husband is the solution to all those social ills like polygamy & prostitution, don't you think? :P

meowmeowmans said...

You are so funny ... the ranking system cracked us up.

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

Ibrahim Ali's mouth and rectum have been swapped. Forgive him for being a retard. Some people can't help being born stupid and offensive. That submissive wives' club too. If I were her husband, I wouldn't need cold showers to keep my passion levels down. Silly woman with an inadequacy complex.


I see filthy road signs every day. With Ah Long advertisements pasted on them. I don't find them sexy at all.