Thursday, June 30, 2011

Three Tips For Office Cats

Hello, Target here!  How are you? 

I am an office cat.  This is a furry important position. 

Today I would like to share 3 tips that make my mummy-cat squeal with pleasure. 

1. Always lie with your nose on the keyboard so you keep the CAPS lock button down.  THIS HELPS YOUR HUMAN GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS.

2.  If your pet human sighs, raise your head and push the F1 button with your chin.  This puts up the HELP screen.

3. When it's time for a snack, wriggle your ears until the ESC button makes a ticking sound.  This will freeze the screen and give your pet a hint that enough is enough. 

By following these tips you too can be a great office manager.  Trust me! 

41 comments:

Mr Puddy said...

Great tip, Take note : )
xoxo

Katnip Lounge said...

Target, I am not allowing the Cats to see this!
The Mommy

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I like to jump on the keyboard and hold it down so that it does a whole lot of whatever I am standing or sitting on... But perhaps I should be more like you and a little bit more subtle.

Ichiro

Lorenza said...

Those are pawesome tips!
But... do they will work for me... a dog??
Happy Wednesday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

sully86 said...

AUUUUUUUUUUWWWW!!!! that is so adorable!!

Carol said...

So cute!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Paws up, Target - these are great tips!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Very good tips, Target. As always, you're right on target. purrr....meow!

Kwee Cats said...

Wow, you done a lots of practice on them tips. They wuz great. We keeping them bookmarked so we can refer back to them and does it right!

Old Kitty said...

Lovely Target!! Charlie is taking down notes!! Yay!! take care
x

Cezar and Léia said...

Dear Target,You are so smart, many thanks for these hints!
purrs and love
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA

Fuzzy Tales said...

Target, your tips are awesome. We're very impressed, we'll have to try those!

Brian said...

Those really are great Target, I really think those will be quite useful around here too!

Athena said...

Great tips, Target, I will haf to try them out! I like to bonk the screen wif my head, too. It's my way of saying hi to whoever mama is chatting wif.

Random Felines said...

um - please don't spread this around. Bad enough that when mom posts from home that Mo likes to stand in front of the screen. If you give him more ideas, she will never get anything posted from home. :)

Cat Wisdom 101 said...

Let the squealing begin!

Blackie007 said...

Target, I've found locking down the Esc button is a great thing to do too. My human pet never fails to give me her attention when I do that and the screen frozes. If for some reason it fails, I've found that getting up and walking on the keyboard makes her squeal and pick me up for a cuddle on her lap. Try it! :)

Hannah and Lucy said...

Target - thank you for this most interesting post - we are both trying to remember those most important buttons to press for when we are being ignored (all the time!). We will get quicker as we use them which we are sure will be often!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

BeadedTail said...

We took notes Target! Thanks for the tips!

meowmeowmans said...

Duly noted here, Target! Thank you for these invaluable tips!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Such a helpful manager you are, Target. Bet your human really appreciates all you do:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

ABBY said...

Target
You are a fabulous office cat!

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Aaaaaah, nice to know these things.

Simba said...

Oh those are awesome tips, Target. I must try the esc button one.I like to walk across the entire laptop. Mom worries my weight is going to break something one day.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

these were such catabulous tips that I just shared them on my Cat Chat With Caren & Cody Facebook page! I loved these!
xoxoxo

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for those tips, Target. We're gonna go try them right now!!

The Chair Speaks said...

Great tips but sadly we never had a chance to do all these as we get distracted with treats and toys!

Kjelle Bus said...

That was three berry good tips !!!
I´m surely gonna try them today :)

Gattina said...

Hahaha ! great tips ! fortunately my cats are not so interested in keyboards, more on the TV remote control ! You watch the murderer raise his knife and ..... suddenly we are in a zoo show with lots of animals !

Life Ramblings said...

these are useful tips. :)

Admiral Hestorb said...

I have printed this great advice!! I will keep it by my bed.
xoxo

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

My Rowdies have learned to switch the monitor off when it is snack time!

Whisppy said...

I usually just lie down across Mummy's hands as she is typing or sit up to block her view of the screen!
Love, Ling

And I would take up the other table and lie across it so she can't do her reading or written work!
Love, Cosmo

Eric and Flynn said...

Thank you for those good tips. When I jump up I like to make lots of +++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sometimes I put my foot on the computer power button and turn it off. That gets mum really mad!
Eric

lupie said...

Awesome tips! We will certainly try 'em out!!!

Boo-Bah said...

I certainly hope you receive a large paycheck for this! You're so cute you can come manage my office anytime!!

Boo-Bah said...

I certainly hope you receive a large paycheck for this! You're so cute you can come manage my office anytime!!

GrammyMouseTails said...

Furry impawtent tips Target! I will print this out in biggest letters and post it for all to read that work in my office.

Clooney said...

Ha Ha! Theese ones are most excellent tips! Just wait till the word gets out...

Teri and the cats of Curlz and Swirlz said...

Hahameow...Teri says we are Seagull managers but we are not sure what she meant so we got on the computer and looked it up! Sounds like fun!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagull%20manager

fatimatuzzahra said...

like these tips sooo much :)