Thursday, June 30, 2011
Three Tips For Office Cats
I am an office cat. This is a furry important position.
Today I would like to share 3 tips that make my mummy-cat squeal with pleasure.
1. Always lie with your nose on the keyboard so you keep the CAPS lock button down. THIS HELPS YOUR HUMAN GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS.
2. If your pet human sighs, raise your head and push the F1 button with your chin. This puts up the HELP screen.
3. When it's time for a snack, wriggle your ears until the ESC button makes a ticking sound. This will freeze the screen and give your pet a hint that enough is enough.
By following these tips you too can be a great office manager. Trust me!