Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Au Speaks Out: We Were Abandoned!

i warned you on twitter dat i had some shocking news: well dis is it: de survunts went off to Kuching in Sarawak and abandoned me and de fur brain for 3 days!!!!

We only had 2 people to look after us de whole time dey were gone!!!  umi who lives akross de street gave us brekfust and cathy, de one from whisppy blog gave us dinner.

i heard de survunt tell cathy to chek my eyes to make sure i am well.  so i sat under de bed and shut my eyes furry tight efurrytime cathy came.  and i skolded umi a lot efurrytime she came just to tell her how upset i was.

when i'm not happy i like to spred it abowt.  dat's just de way i am.  it's going to take a lot of chikkun to make up for dis neglekt.

37 comments:

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

Tsk! For shame! The inhumanity of it all! That was very clever of you to shut your eyes tight, Au. Cathy needs to know how upset you are, otherwise she would tell de feemal survunt that you had a jolly grand time and she will abandon you more often!

Cezar and Léia said...

Oh sweet Au, I understand your feelings, I don't like when my beans go out for a trip as wel.But I bet you did great catpatrols there!
purrs and love
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA

Mr Puddy said...

Mr. Au, I can't wait to see take a lot of chikkun to make up ! Because you are so skinny !!! Eat Up my friend !

And It's very good to know someone look after you my friend, Thanks for all of them.

and I hope your human have a safe trip and Enjoy her vacation

Hugs
xoxo

Blackie007 said...

Au, you clever boy! Going to Cat Town in Sarawak is the ultimate betrayal. You must make them pay, sulk and refuse to eat anything unless they stroke you and apologise each time they come into your presence. :D

Mango said...

Can you say spoiled kitty? My goodness. Such a rant. Sounds like you had plenty love during your alleged abandonment.

Slobbers,
Mango

Ginger said...

I absolutely LOVE Au's last paragraph! He is so witty!

Huffle Mawson said...

You need chicken AND ham. That is unacceptable behaviour.

The Island Cats said...

Oh no! We can't believe you were abandoned with only 2 people to look after you! We hope they hurry back soon!!

sully86 said...

Poor kitteh!!! =(

Neri said...

i hope they brought home some reallly good souvenirs and none of that 'i went to kuching and got my cats t-shirts' variety!

Neri said...

i hope they brought home some reallly good souvenirs and none of that 'i went to kuching and got my cats t-shirts' variety!

Carol said...

Poor Au! But I am sure you were showered with kiss up kindness when the servants came back :) Kiss up chikkun probably tastes even better!

Julie said...

Au I am so glad you survived your abandonment. You let them know who is boss! And tell your bean that I am so stealing her Thai Massage Hooker friend line lol!

Fuzzy Tales said...

That was so unkind of your humans, to abandon you! They'd better kiss your furry behind big time to make up for that abandonment!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Those humans, we just don't understand why they have to go away - home is the best place to be. Hope you are eating well and do let the nice lady who is feeding you check your eyes. OK?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

The Whiskeratti said...

Terrible! Just terrible! Leaving you all alone. This deserves major Back of Disrespect.

Gattina said...

That's a scandal to leave you alone with only two servants popping in mornings and evenings ! Hope the newspaper was interesting enough to spend the time !

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh man! That is so rude! I hate it when my human abandons me!

chancythegardner said...

Sweet Au you may just have to go on a 3 day adventure and abandon them when they get back. Maybe you could hide some place so they can see how it feels to be left behind. Then pop out of that hidden place in about 3 days and we bet you gets lots of chicken. You gotta give them credit for at least having someone feed you though while they are away. Hugs and Nose Kisses

BeadedTail said...

That's unbelieveable! How could they go off and leave you like that? At least Umi and Cathy were kind enough to make sure you had foods but still, that's just shocking to be abandoned!

Ginger Jasper said...

Oh dear I can see you are not happy and I think your mum will be buying lots of chicken. They did leave you with people who care though so thats something.. Hugs GJ xx

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Sheesh, Au, I can't believe your humans took off like that! Punishment is in order!

Brian said...

Poor Au, I agree, lots and lots of chicken fur sure!

Barbara said...

Poor Au, I don't know how your servants have the nerve to face you after such gross neglect. Did you make them pay for such ill treatment?

Kjelle Bus said...

Oh miaow :(
Have your 2-legged left you for 3 days !!!
Can sure understand your feelings !!!
I think that you should have atleast 1 kg chicken for this !!!

ABBY said...

Oh dear Au that is terrible!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥

Kitikata-san said...

Oh no! that is not good! That humans need to return right now and feed and pet you!

Willow said...

Au do not worry the best part of the Mom leaving is the amount of attention we get when they get home. You will get a lot of pets and maybe toys when they come back to make up for being left.

catsynth said...

Sorry you were abandoned for so many days - but at least you had nice people stop by to look after you.

Hope you have gotten lots of treats and are staying healthy.

Cat-from-Sydney said...

This is a disgrace. How could they do this to you? I don't think heaps of chicken is enough to appease you. har har har *evil laughs*

Kwee Cats said...

Au, that is terrible! Your humans should be ashamed. If we were you, we'd just stay under the bed forever! That would show them, yup! :-)

MoMo said...

Isn't it just terrible? I do feel for you. What is it with these humans that they have to go away at all?

Hope you are OK when you are on your own. Just make sure that they bring you back lots of treats and presents.

Old Kitty said...

Beautiful Au!! Me and Charlie hope your humans are giving you lots and lots of extra chikken to make up for your neglect!! Big big hugs to you and Target!! Yay for Cathy and Umi!! take care
x

Whisppy said...

After the first day, it wasn't so difficult to locate Au but boy, was it a challenge to even get a peek at Target! But I DID! It was just for 1 second but I DID IT! LOL. And yes, it was for only that ONE second in the 3 days I drop by.

Au-Meow, aren't you going to tell everyone how I carefully stacked up your chicken roll for you?

Mary said...

The cats have spoken. I hope you are prepared for retribution! I'll be praying for you. Have a great day. Blessings...Mary

Athena said...

Oh my goodness! I am so sorry such a dreadful thing happened to you. Have you decided yet how you are going to retaliate?

meowmeowmans said...

Wow, that IS shameful! How could they just abandon you like that? Chick-hen -- and LOTS of it -- is definitely in order!