Friday, December 30, 2011

Au Speaks Out: An Impawtunt New Year Message

it's new year, a time when de survunts are apt to get squiffy.   Some katz get upset abowt dis but not me.  de reason is simple:





some of dis leads to more of dis!










when de survunts get squiffy, a sensibul kat waits until dey go into the kitshun for ice, and den asks for treats.

you can do dis as often as you like bekos squiffy survunts don't understand time furry well. and if de survunt says, "Au meow you just had a treat" you just say "meow meow, dat wasn't me, dat was Target" and de survunt will believe you.

so remember: a squiffy survunt is a generus survunt!

also, make sure you keep your tayul tucked away safely because a squiffy survunt is also a clumsy survunt...

my eyes say GIF ME A TREAT!
me and Target and Guido wish you all a purry furry happy treatfilled new year!



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32 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

Excellent advice, Au! Unfortunately our human doesn't get too "squiffy," but we can always hope. Ha.

All the best to your entire family in 2012!

fatimatuzzahra said...

happie niu yer :)

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Happy New Year! xx

Old Kitty said...

LOL!!! Awww you are wise and wonderful lovely Au!! A squiffy kitty servant is indeed the best thing ever!! LOL!!

Yay for your facebook page! Take care
x

Brian said...

YOu are very wise Au! Happy New Year everyone!

Carol said...

Good advice :) Wishing you all a very happy happy New Year!

Random Felines said...

great advice....we hope you get lots of chick-hen!!

Cheers to a happy and healthy 2012!

Katnip Lounge said...

RATS! Neither of our servunts squiff. How about spliff? Will that work? heh heh.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We must make sure our servant gets squiffy!
luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope you get many many treats this New Year's!

GRAÇA said...

Couldn't help but come to wish you a year of 2012 with all who wish to, you are in my heart it is small but has always place for friends
Turriquinhas's friend
Kika

Whisppy said...

Our pawrents don't get squiffy so that won't work. Happy New Year effurryone!

The Cat From Hell said...

Very good advice. Can me also adds the noshies that peoples has can be pretty tastey too - Like oysters, shrimps, liver and cheese! One can always meow piteously that yous is starving and they gives yous tastey little tidbits!
Kisses
Nellie

Ginger Jasper said...

Mol you have got it just right.. Enjoy your treats... Hugs GJ xx

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Great advice. The boys are gonna try it.

Have a great day and stop by our New Year's Eve Eve party if you have time.

pawhugs, Max

The Island Cats said...

Oh boy! We hope our humans get really squiffy tomorrow night!!

Happy New Year!!

Boo-Bah AKA Iris said...

Sounds like great advice but we are sorry to say the only servant around here is our Mama and she isn't always a good one either.

Happy New Year

Barbara said...

You are wise beyond your years Au! Have a great 2012 with all the roast bird you can eat :O) xx

Eric and Flynn said...

Good advice. We are hoping our servants will come home squiffy and give us a second supper.
Happy New Year to all of you.

Blackie Bond said...

Happy New Year!!! :)

Tamago said...

LOL!! That is a very good advice! You can eat as much treats as you like. Even shy kitties can ask for more :-)
I wish you a very happy new year filled with joy and laugh and treats!!

Jacqueline said...

Wishing you all a very Happy New Year filled with blessings of great health, much love and tremendous joy...love and hugs, precious friends...J, Calle, Halle, Sukki

Anya said...

We all wish you a Happy New Year
hugs and love
from your Dutch friends

Kareltje =^.^= Betsie >^.^<

ABBY said...

Happy new year
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Mumsy and Furkids said...

That is some very good advice sweet Au. We wish you all a very Happy New Year. May nothing but wonderful things come your way in 2012. Hugs and nose kisses

Huffle Mawson said...

Very good advice Au. Happy new year to all of you!

Sharon Wagner said...

It is very impawtunt to feed the kitties. Mine will be getting lunch in 9 mintues to be exact.

dusty cleo said...

lol! u sneaky cats :) hope u had a good new year and lots of treats.

Meowers from Missouri said...

goodness! we nefur thought of it that way, but we put it to the test, an' you are totally correct!! (although we DID get some sorta questionable treats ... they tend to eat odd stuff while squiffin'.)

frum now on, when we see the tall bottles come out of the cabinet, we will take advantage.

oh, yes--happy new year!!!

The Whiskeratti said...

Happy (belated) New Year's furriends!

Kjelle Bus said...

Happy New Year :)
Do you know that Absolut Vodka is from Sweden the country I live in ?!
My beans doesn´t get too "squiffy" ever :(

Clooney said...

Au, you rock big time! Theese was a very impawtunt message for sure! We loves your posts Au! Happy New Year kitties! May there be more sqiffiness in the New Year, hence LOTS of treats! We wish you a 2012 filled with many blessings.