Monday, January 09, 2012

Target Speaks: On Desk Duty

As some of you know, I am a Senior Office Snoopervisor. 

It's my job to:

1. Hit the F1 button when Mummy Cat is confused because that puts up a Help screen.

2. THE HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY WHEN MUMMY CAT IS MAKING AN IMPORTANT POINT.

3. Add interesting punctuation @@##$$%% when she's writing boring stuff. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy Cat set up a special chair for me right next to hers because she says I need to spread out and relax. 

But I know my duty.  Mummy Cat needs me.  So I stretch out on the desk where I can be on paw for my snoopervising duties all day long.

I am furry dedicated you know!

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39 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Target, it looks like your duties are onerous...and tiring!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Jan can't remember things, so she wants us to ask if she has liked you on FB? She clicked your link but can't tell unless she signs in and she's too lazy ... um, too busy waiting on us to sign into FB to find out.

Good work, Target!

The Island Cats said...

Target, we hope you get paid well for all the office snoopervising you do!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Target, we think it is time for you to lobby for Top Cat Snoopervisor - you are doing a fantabulous job.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Lorenza said...

Sure you are the best helper she could have!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

sully86 said...

target: Are u for hire...i need some snoopervising work at my house?...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You are an excellent help!

Mekkan said...

Target, you are really SOMETHING!

meowmeowmans said...

Target, you are so very helpful! Great job, pal! :)

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Humans need to understand that to really get the job done, we kitties MUST be on the desk, where all the action is! Although sometimes I have been known to perch on the back of my human's chair when it is time for her to take a break and feed me.

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Right on Target! Great job, mate. purrr....meow!

Bookface said...

Some years ago, police in the US arrested a man for downloading several hundred MB of kiddy (not kitty) porn. The man's excuse? THE CAT DID IT. Yes, he actually told a judge that his cat walked on the keyboard when he went to the kitchen for a drink. Luckily for the cat, the judge wasn't having any of it. Be careful, Target -- you may get blamed for some computational malfeasance! :-)

Old Kitty said...

Amazing Target!! Me and Charlie are in AWE at your Desk Duty Snoopervisor skills!! We think you deserve extra bonus treats! Yay! Take care
x

Hannah and Lucy said...

With all the tasks you have to purrform we bet you are exhausted.
Take a break and have a nap - you deserve it.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

m.q said...

excellent job there Target. keep it up!!

BoBo Salem
Meow Meow Family

Huffle Mawson said...

Really Target, it's a wonder your mum got anything done before you started helping her.

Marg said...

Target, it sure looks like you have things under control on that computer. Good for you. We have a table sitting here where we snoopervise our Mom. Hope all of you have a great day.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Target, you have very weighty responsibilities. No wonder you're exhausted!

Meowers from Missouri said...

you are furry lucky that yer mummy cat hafs a desk you kin lay on. our mommer only hafs a laptop, so we must fight for lapspace in order to help her. sometimes she even hollers, "STOP HELPING ME!" when we snoopervise too closely;-)

Mary said...

Your administrative assistant is as purrfect as they come :-). This gives new meaning to kitten on the keys. Have a wonderful day. Blessings...Mary

Life Ramblings said...

awww, you're such a sweetheart Target. well done.

The Cat From Hell said...

Whoa! Target! There is room on your Mommy's desk for you? Wow! Me wishes me could do that.
Keep up the goood work.
Kisses
Nellie

Cheri said...

You have a very important job Target!

Cats of wildcat woods

Remington said...

Looks like a great job!

Brian said...

Your dedication is so impressive and quite appreciated!!!

Carol said...

Everyone needs a nap now and again, especially after supervising ;)
That is a great shot!

Whisppy said...

That's the perfect spot to snoopervise Mommy Cat!

Jewel said...

Kizzie knows all about being on desk duty, and loves to give me that wet nose and headbutt when I am typing.

Eric and Flynn said...

We have a chair next to the computer, but we also much prefer the desktop.

Mumsy and Furkids said...

Good job sweet Target...you can work and rest right there at the desk now that is cool. Hugs and nose kisses

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

you are a great senior office snoopervisor but I think that break has gone on long enough! lol

Splendid Little Stars said...

LOL! love it! Target, you look unbelieveably comfortable! You are a very dedcicated office snoopervisor!

Gattina said...

Lol ! Arthur is a specialist in creating new programs which Mr. G had never seen ! Cats are real computer specialists !

Kjelle Bus said...

Glad to hear that it isn´t just me that are doing a lot officework :)

Photo Cache said...

How do you manage to stay away from job burnout? Do tell.

We'll go like you on FB.

Emm and Buster

Indrani said...

Great picture,
I like the dedicated work.

Mr. Pip said...

Nice work, Target!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: Thanks so much for all your good wishes for my health!

Clooney said...

Target, you are a Mancat of many talents! Awesome!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Target ~ your snoopervising skills are second to none! MOL! xx