|me being hand fed by de survunt|
if it's one thing i know, it's how to get de most owt of my survunt. let me tell you how i beat her to her nees.
it started on saturday when she bought me sum ham. frensh imported ham. it was so nice dat i decidud i wanted ham, and only ham.
after two ham feasts de survunt said, Au-Meow, you need to eat sum kat food and den you kan have ham.
de survunt said, Au, you need propur food too. here, haf sum rost chikkun.
i said no.
|me eating fresh ham on my favrut chair|
i begged and meowed and sulked and when she offered me kat food i said no.
de survunt offered to handfeed me so i took a little - and den ate a lot of ham.
after 3 days of dis she finally caved. dis morning she gave me ham for breakfast insted of kat food. she even served me while i was relaksing on my favrut chair.
i won! i am de greatest! i am ruler of de univurse!!!
i didn't gloat though. i just ate all of my ham. every single bit. i watched her throw away de wrapper so i know dere is none left.
hey, wait a minute... oh my cod! dere's no ham left!!! dis is a disastur! kwik! kall de ham shop! it's an emurgunsee!