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| me being hand fed by de survunt |
if it's one thing i know, it's how to get de most owt of my survunt. let me tell you how i beat her to her nees.
it started on saturday when she bought me sum ham. frensh imported ham. it was so nice dat i decidud i wanted ham, and only ham.
after two ham feasts de survunt said, Au-Meow, you need to eat sum kat food and den you kan have ham.
i refused.
de survunt said, Au, you need propur food too. here, haf sum rost chikkun.
i said no.
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| me eating fresh ham on my favrut chair |
i begged and meowed and sulked and when she offered me kat food i said no.
de survunt offered to handfeed me so i took a little - and den ate a lot of ham.
after 3 days of dis she finally caved. dis morning she gave me ham for breakfast insted of kat food. she even served me while i was relaksing on my favrut chair.
i won! i am de greatest! i am ruler of de univurse!!!
i didn't gloat though. i just ate all of my ham. every single bit. i watched her throw away de wrapper so i know dere is none left.
hey, wait a minute... oh my cod! dere's no ham left!!! dis is a disastur! kwik! kall de ham shop! it's an emurgunsee!
38 comments:
You certainly have your servant wrapped around your paw.
Au, you are Da ManCat! Your iron will has us in awe, and dribbling for HAM. Stoopid humans here eat like rabbits.
I still khan't believe humans have KHATS!
Just sayin'
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Mr Au!!!! You RULE!!! More ham better be there asap!! LOL! Take care
x
Good for you Au, that is exactly as it should be!!!
Oh man--but you got some! That is excellent! And on your favorite chair too. What a lucky lucky cat!
Master Au, you're full of skill!!!
we admire you...
BoBo Salem and catlings
Meow Meow Family
uh-oh, no more ham :(
Au, it looks like you have to start the protest all over tomorrow. Better still, maybe you can bribe her, eat a little cat food,and then she will get the ham - maybe???
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Oh no! We hope your servent get more ham soon!! We know how you feel - especially Sam, he loves ham and fresh turkey. The cat food is not so good as fresh ham!!
Buster, Rudy and Sam (and Cindy, too)
Oh AU! I am working on MY servunt too. I will take a leaf from your journal and hurry my work with my servunt along.
We need to take lessons from you, Au.
I have my human convinced that cat treats are a proper meal for me!
ahahhahahaha this is gold!! buffet of ham time
"call the ham shop" omc I love it!
I also loved when you said you watched her throw out the wrapper so you knew there was none left.
You are just too smart for your own good!
xoxoxo
What? No more ham? Move it, Survunt! What are you waiting for?
Don't panic Au. I am on the phone to the Emergency Ham Dept. right now! Deccy x
I need to confess that I jealous!that survunt looks delicious! :)
Luna - wE LOVE LUNA
You have your mum just where you want her for sure. Glad you enjoyed the ham... Hugs GJ xx
What NO HAM!!! That is a punishable offence without doubt.
Get those smacky paws ready.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Good tips! Luna definitely has me well trained, though she doesn't particularly like hand feeding.
I must study your techniques so I can teach my survant the same things.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
My Maddie usually prefers to eat out of my hand, whatever the food is. I only feed her her kibble and treats this way. Thank goodness she's not in favor of wet food, 'cause that'd be a 'no-go' for.
au, that is indeed an emergency. you do know how to win over the human.
kisses,
emma and buster
Ha ha ha...you are so determined! One of my boys is like that...he loves chicken so much that he often refuses to eat anything else.
I hope your survunt called the ham shop to get more!!
Way to go Au, you are doing such a good job of training that hooooman to feed you the correct food.That ham sure looks good. You are one smart kitty. Take care.
I am not going to let Siren and Isadora read this
I have enough trouble as it is
It's not easy being a human
You are adorable
Is there a manuel that I could borrow to train my servants....
Oh my gosh! You are so funny!! We are glad you got your ham though. Maybe you should write a book on how to train our human servants. Yes, we think so. It would be a great service to all of catkind. :o)
O Mighty Au,
You deserve an award for properly training your survunt.....we all will try very hard to emulate you. You should be the Feline Idol O Mighty Au..... purrr...meow!
Wow, you have your humans SO well trained, Au. Impressive!
Someone has your number:-). Have a great day. Blessings...Mary
This is excellent work Au, my cats salute you!
Now that's the way to train a human!
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holy cod! could you come ofur to our house an' gif a seminar on howta train yer servunts?? we need somma that!!
Now all I can think about is ham.
I gotta do some work on Glogirly. She needs Ham 101.
And FAST!
; ) Katie
Dat "ham" will get you every time! It's good stuff, I tell ya...(I must say I enjoy your reports greatly Au and you have dat Survunt very well trained, way to go!)
Check the freezer. then panic.
Sounds like you have your servant well trained.
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