Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Guido: Me And My Lizard

You should know that I am a furry good Hunter.

I gave my Pets a Live Bat on their anniversary and I shower them with House Lizards and other gifts every week.

I always deliver my presents live because Treats Are Better When Fresh.

While my Pets always thank me properly, they have a strange habit of Releasing my gifts.

I don't mind really because afterwards they give me Treats.  And I can catch the same things over and over again!

Now the other day I tried something new.

Instead of chasing the Big Lizard that lives in our garden and bringing him inside, I just escorted him to the door and Meowed for my female Pet.

She came out and when I posed for pictures she smiled.  Then I went inside and ate Treats, leaving the Lizard to go back to the grass.

There's a lesson in this:

Lizards =  Treats!  And they don't need to be delivered directly to the Pets!

I shall build up a collection of Lizard Friends so that I will never be short of something tasty. And you can take that anyway you like!

PS If you want to see our secret thoughts, just hover over the Pictures with your Mouse.

31 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am not sure you should trust that lizard. Daisy says that lizards are rude. Or maybe those are just lizards from Florida and yours have better manners...

sully86 said...

hrmmmmm, long live king hunter!!

catsynth said...

That is an impressive lizard!
And Guido is a very practical hunter. Sometimes it is best to catch but not kill one's quarry :)

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

My human was enchanted by your lizard, Guido! She would have given you a treat too for bringing it to her alive. She loves lizards. Me? I wish I could eat them. Of course I never do - the couple of times I found them in the house, my human took them away for herself!

Declan said...

I wonder if KC would like a lizard? It's a bit more exotic and interesting than a house sparrow! Deccy x

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

You're such a fine friend to that little lizard! Maybe you could work together to get treats every day!

Old Kitty said...

Lovely Guido!! You are a mighty hunter but also a clever one too!! Yay for escorting this adorable lizard - alive! LOL! - out of the door! You deserve lotsa treats!! Yay! Take care
x

Brian said...

You are the Lizard King Guido!

Fuzzy Tales said...

Guido, we're seriously impressed you let him go. Even though you DO get treats. What a strategy!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We are so very impressed, Guido. Mom says we should learn to do the same thing when we find those bunnies.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Carol said...

Great shots! Guido is so cool :)

Hannah and Lucy said...

We don't have lizards here - do they taste like chickhen?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Tamago said...

You are very nice to keep bringing these live gifts to your pet :-)
You did great escorting the lizard. The lizard must have felt like he was very special VIP. I hope you will bild up the good relationships with them :-)

Cat with a Garden said...

That's a HUGE Lizard, Guido, we are impressed! Also glad to hear you got treats.

ocdbloggergirl said...

Too cute! Those big lizards must taste bad.

Boo-Bah AKA Iris said...

Very clever thinking Guido. We have lots of black lizards here. If they got in the house our mama would be most unhappy.

Peanut & Marshmallow

Photo Cache said...

guido you are very brave. how does the tail taste?

emma and buster

The Cat From Hell said...

Guido,
Your hunting skills are pawsome! I don't have anything as impressive as your lizards to chase this time of year, later on there might be. But I did catch a crow last week. Dad gets mad at me when I catch birds, but I get treats for mice!
Perhaps you could give me some hints on lizards....
Kozmo

The Island Cats said...

We've never had leezard before, Guido! He looks like a tasty thing!

Lorenza said...

Guido!
That is a big lizard!
You have a good plan to get more treats without getting rid of that lizard!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Willow said...

Guido you can now join the lizard circus as a wrangler to get lots and lots of treats. Good job getting it to move.

Purrfect Haven said...

we endorse your sentiments.. live and let live.... Lovely. Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xxx

Katie Isabella said...

We ALWAYS love reading your secret thoughts. xoxoxox

meowmeowmans said...

Smart, Guido. Very smart! We *know* you are a mighty hunter, but this way is much better. :)

Bookface said...

Bookface's cats like intimidating cicaks til their tails drop off. Either you've not intimidated this lizard properly, or he doesn't have a detachable tail. Hmmm... Good snack strategy, though!

Cezar and Léia said...

wow my friends...You found a kind of "dinosaur"!!! It's amazing!
I love your pictures, go go go...no chances for the lizard!
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA

Sharon Wagner said...

A lizard might actually give my cats a run for their money. And an exhausted cat is a happy cat.

GRAÇA said...

Você é muito valente !
A mami só de ver o lagarto ficou logo toda arrepiada ela te medo de bichos rastejantes..
Turrinhas da amiguinha
Kika

Donna Heber said...

Guido you crack me up! Good thing we don't have lizards where I live. It's nice to know what you are thinking Guido.

Clooney said...

Whoa Guido, you are indeed a furry excellent hunter! Nice of ya to let the little guy live, it's good you got some great treats for it! I wonder what your reveal will be...

Barbara said...

If you pay the lizard you could have a great scam going here for treats! Just get him to show up at the door and you pose prettily next to him.