I gave my Pets a Live Bat on their anniversary and I shower them with House Lizards and other gifts every week.
I always deliver my presents live because Treats Are Better When Fresh.
While my Pets always thank me properly, they have a strange habit of Releasing my gifts.
I don't mind really because afterwards they give me Treats. And I can catch the same things over and over again!Now the other day I tried something new.
Instead of chasing the Big Lizard that lives in our garden and bringing him inside, I just escorted him to the door and Meowed for my female Pet.
She came out and when I posed for pictures she smiled. Then I went inside and ate Treats, leaving the Lizard to go back to the grass.There's a lesson in this:
Lizards = Treats! And they don't need to be delivered directly to the Pets!
I shall build up a collection of Lizard Friends so that I will never be short of something tasty. And you can take that anyway you like!
PS If you want to see our secret thoughts, just hover over the Pictures with your Mouse.
31 comments:
I am not sure you should trust that lizard. Daisy says that lizards are rude. Or maybe those are just lizards from Florida and yours have better manners...
hrmmmmm, long live king hunter!!
That is an impressive lizard!
And Guido is a very practical hunter. Sometimes it is best to catch but not kill one's quarry :)
My human was enchanted by your lizard, Guido! She would have given you a treat too for bringing it to her alive. She loves lizards. Me? I wish I could eat them. Of course I never do - the couple of times I found them in the house, my human took them away for herself!
I wonder if KC would like a lizard? It's a bit more exotic and interesting than a house sparrow! Deccy x
You're such a fine friend to that little lizard! Maybe you could work together to get treats every day!
Lovely Guido!! You are a mighty hunter but also a clever one too!! Yay for escorting this adorable lizard - alive! LOL! - out of the door! You deserve lotsa treats!! Yay! Take care
x
You are the Lizard King Guido!
Guido, we're seriously impressed you let him go. Even though you DO get treats. What a strategy!
We are so very impressed, Guido. Mom says we should learn to do the same thing when we find those bunnies.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Great shots! Guido is so cool :)
We don't have lizards here - do they taste like chickhen?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
You are very nice to keep bringing these live gifts to your pet :-)
You did great escorting the lizard. The lizard must have felt like he was very special VIP. I hope you will bild up the good relationships with them :-)
That's a HUGE Lizard, Guido, we are impressed! Also glad to hear you got treats.
Too cute! Those big lizards must taste bad.
Very clever thinking Guido. We have lots of black lizards here. If they got in the house our mama would be most unhappy.
Peanut & Marshmallow
guido you are very brave. how does the tail taste?
emma and buster
Guido,
Your hunting skills are pawsome! I don't have anything as impressive as your lizards to chase this time of year, later on there might be. But I did catch a crow last week. Dad gets mad at me when I catch birds, but I get treats for mice!
Perhaps you could give me some hints on lizards....
Kozmo
We've never had leezard before, Guido! He looks like a tasty thing!
Guido!
That is a big lizard!
You have a good plan to get more treats without getting rid of that lizard!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Guido you can now join the lizard circus as a wrangler to get lots and lots of treats. Good job getting it to move.
we endorse your sentiments.. live and let live.... Lovely. Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xxx
We ALWAYS love reading your secret thoughts. xoxoxox
Smart, Guido. Very smart! We *know* you are a mighty hunter, but this way is much better. :)
Bookface's cats like intimidating cicaks til their tails drop off. Either you've not intimidated this lizard properly, or he doesn't have a detachable tail. Hmmm... Good snack strategy, though!
wow my friends...You found a kind of "dinosaur"!!! It's amazing!
I love your pictures, go go go...no chances for the lizard!
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA
A lizard might actually give my cats a run for their money. And an exhausted cat is a happy cat.
Você é muito valente !
A mami só de ver o lagarto ficou logo toda arrepiada ela te medo de bichos rastejantes..
Turrinhas da amiguinha
Kika
Guido you crack me up! Good thing we don't have lizards where I live. It's nice to know what you are thinking Guido.
Whoa Guido, you are indeed a furry excellent hunter! Nice of ya to let the little guy live, it's good you got some great treats for it! I wonder what your reveal will be...
If you pay the lizard you could have a great scam going here for treats! Just get him to show up at the door and you pose prettily next to him.
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