Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Guido: Me And My Lizard
I gave my Pets a Live Bat on their anniversary and I shower them with House Lizards and other gifts every week.
I always deliver my presents live because Treats Are Better When Fresh.
While my Pets always thank me properly, they have a strange habit of Releasing my gifts.
I don't mind really because afterwards they give me Treats. And I can catch the same things over and over again!
Now the other day I tried something new.
Instead of chasing the Big Lizard that lives in our garden and bringing him inside, I just escorted him to the door and Meowed for my female Pet.
She came out and when I posed for pictures she smiled. Then I went inside and ate Treats, leaving the Lizard to go back to the grass.
There's a lesson in this:
Lizards = Treats! And they don't need to be delivered directly to the Pets!
I shall build up a collection of Lizard Friends so that I will never be short of something tasty. And you can take that anyway you like!
PS If you want to see our secret thoughts, just hover over the Pictures with your Mouse.