Saturday, September 29, 2012

Flump or Yogi?

This is one of Guido's favourite poses.  We can't figure out if he's a Flump or if this is some kind of kitty yoga. 

If it's yoga then he's a master because he often falls asleep in this position.  Or maybe he's meditating to another plane?

PS we have a surprise coming up for Livestrong Day on October 2nd so be sure to visit!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

We're FBI Cats!

We are curious man cats who inspect efurrything all the time.
We inspect the car to make sure the mats are claw-able.

We test the perimeter exhaustively.

We make sure that all food is up to standard.

Now, thanks to Nellie and Kosmo from Cats From Hell we are officially Feline Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agents.

Now we have authority, we're going to show our badges and demand stuff.  To see what we want, roll your mouse over our badges and you'll see the secret messages.

We're in business!  And we have the badges to get away with it!  Meow!

PS. We're not all bad.  We're helping out some stray cats by neutering and spaying.  You can support us by buying the Katz Tales ebooks!  There's a free book too.  Take a look and please tell your friends.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Guido: On Guard

Kitties, I have to talk to you about Duty.

It is furry nice to Snooze on the sofa, and to Command in the kitchen, but a cat also has to Do His Duty.

Basically, it's up to us to make sure that no Intruders get to our Pets.

Intruders may shed furs all over Your Pet, steal your food, or even sleep in your cardboard box (Seriously! This happened to a friend of our friend!).

In order to make sure my Pets are not Bothered By Intruders, I make sure I do a Total Security Sweep of the street efurry morning and evening.

You can see me here On Duty.  If you look at it with your mouse, you can see my Secret Message.

If an Intruder comes, I will run into the house shouting MEOW! and my Pets will follow me safely indoors, saying, "Oh Guido, is it scary? Are you OK?"

Of course I'm ok. I am simply Doing My Duty.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012


We've swashed our buckles and hoisted our Jolly Rogers.  We're pirates!

We pirated this from the Cat Bloggosphere!

Arr, me hearty!  I claim this wall be mine!
No passing without ear squizzles, me fine wench!
I be exploring the wild seas of the kitchen.  
Shiver me timbers! It's CHICKEN!

technorati id test 6EXWE38K8BRE
Yo ho ho! I am King of de Pirates 
And de scurvy survunt is hand-feeding me chikkun
What are you doing for Meow Like A Pirate Day?

Monday, September 17, 2012

Tabby Cat's Second Trip To The Vet

Tabby cat at the vet.
It took Tabby three days to forgive me for taking her to the vet and the day after she did, I betrayed her trust again and took her back to the vet.

She had he stitches out and her second injection against mites.

Tabby is a nice girl though; she headbutted me at breakfast this morning and purred.  I think she's feeling good.

Next time she has to have her vaccinations.  I'll leave it a week or two because she's had quite a hit on her with the op and the jabs.  Luckily there is no illness in our community at present so fingers crossed she'll be ok.

Thanks gang for making this possible by buying the Katz Tales ebooks!

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Au: 7 Things Abowt Us

i am handsum

Qui Qui at Twinkletoe Tails pawed over two awards: de Bootiful Blogger award and de Thinking of You Award made by Nerissa.

dese are mine but i am furry generous so i will share informashun abowt fur brains Target and Guido too.

1. i am de handsummust. just look at my pikstshure. 

2. i am 14 years old. i was born in Malacca but now i live in Kuala Lumpur.  dis is in Malaysia.

3. i am FIV positive but thanks to some speshul medisin, i am furry healthy. 

4. i haf a furry handsum short stubby tayul.  dis is bekos Malayshun katz  haf a resesssssive gene dat causes short, twisted and korkskrew tayuls. 
i like chikkun

5. i love to eat ham and rost chikkun.  dis is me eating chikkun.

6. my hobbies are sharing my wisdom on Twitter, posting piktshures of us and our friends on Facebook, napping and playing wild games wif T-man. 

de fur brains fighting
7. i said i would say something abowt Target and Guido.  you should know dey are fur brains.  dis is a fact. dey also love to play Battle Katz!  dis is dem fighting.

you kan see Guido has a Malayshun tayul.  Target does too but it's furry fat so you kan't see de kinks.  you haf to pull his tayul to find owt. just come over and pull it.  he won't mind.  honest.

dat is 7 things.

i haf to pass dis on to other bloggers. i think you should go and visit dese places bekos dey feature lots of katz: Mousebreath magazine and Chey's Sunday Intervioows and Pet Blogs United

dese are de awards.  aren't dey beyootiful?  just like me!

beyootiful blogger award

thinking of you award

Sunday, September 09, 2012

Thanks! First Cat Spayed Thanks To Katz Tales eBook

When my first book came out, Katz Tales, Living Under The Velvet Paw, I gave 10% of my take to Friends Furry Farm. It wasn't much, as I only got 10% myself.

When I decided to try out e-books, I decided to spend all of it on spaying and vaccinating strays.

As I've said before, I'm not a rescuer but I do feed the 6 or so poor souls dumped on our back doorstep twice a day. So far it's been out of my budget to do much more for them.

The 3 Katz Tales e-books have so far netted US$38.72 of which I get to keep about 70%.  I'm getting my first cheque at the end of this month, and although it covers about 50% of what I need for a spay and vaccination deal, I thought I'd go for it.

Thanks to all of you who have helped me so far by buying the books and promoting them!

Yesterday this stray girl (I call her Tabby. Inspired, huh?) was spayed and given an anti-mite injection - the mite treatment was free.  Next week she gets her second dose of mite stuff and her first vaccination.  We spayed first as pregnancy is our top concern and there is currently no rampant disease in our area.  Crossed fingers.

If you want to support this very small TNR effort, please:

Visit Smashwords, download the free Katz Tales ebook and review it.  If I get lots of good reviews, my books go to the top of the list.

Buy and review Katz Tales Au And Target The Early Years and Katz Tales The Adventures Of Scoop and Au from Smashwords or Barnes and Noble or look for them on iTunes.  Price is US$1.99 each.

Please pass the word to others.  You can Share the post on the Katz Tales Facebook Fan Page or leave me your email address and I'll send you an email that you can forward. 

And if you know anyone who wants to do an interview, please volunteer me - or better, still, Au, Target and Guido.

Meow from all of us!

Monday, September 03, 2012

Napoleonic Paw

This is Target looking all relaxed.  It's his favourite comfy pose; the one we call Napoleonic Paw.

We've got tonnes of work the next few days so we'll be visiting you all on Wednesday.

In the meantime, Guido has posted on Petster on the feline debate what status human people occupy in cat society.  And don't forget to download our Katz Tales books, one of which is free.

Meowy Monday everyone!