Friday, April 26, 2013

Target: I Am Helping Out

Target here! How've you been? We've been furry busy.

This is me!
After Mummy Cat finished her exams, we cleaned the office. I found my ribbon! The red one!

Then we caught up on work. I helped by snoopervising. And by stepping on the Escape key.

I also like the reset button but Mummy Cat has taped a box over it. Funny that. She used to squeal with joy every time I stepped on that when she was working.

And now we're working on completing our next book.  It's called The Mule: An Erotic Romance in Colombia and it's all about this girl who gets into trouble. I'm helping by holding down the CAPS key at all the important moments.

There's one thing though: when MC is writing, she often asks me things like, "If you were with a girl cat and she had her front paws here and here, where would you put your paws?"

It's kind of weird because I'm a Retired Gentleman Cat and don't do gymnastics with girl cats.

Still, as Office Snooperviser it's my job to help, so I show her exactly what I'd do: I'd bite any girl cat who put her paws all over me.

I hope it helps.

PS This is me, hanging out in bed. Run your mouse over me to read my secret thoughts.

42 comments:

Cezar and Léia said...

Hello dear friends!
What a beautiful portrait and great news!I wish you all a nice weekend!
purrs and love
Luna and mom Léia

We are said...

You are a very handsome mancat.

Mommy squeals if we walk on her keyboard when hers is working, too. We wonder why your mommy put a box over the reset key if hers loves you hitting it so much...hmm....

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Of COURSE I think you're sexy, Target! And a very good supervisor too.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

My mummy says YES!!

Old Kitty said...

Terrific Target! You are truly a most sensuous sexy kitty! Yay!!!

Well done you for snoopervising mum's sizzling writing!! Take care
x

Mariodacat said...

You are very lucky cuz M gets mad if I walk across the keyboard. Can't wait to read that book..

Fuzzy Tales said...

My goodness, such a help you are to your human! You have impressive skills, Target.

And as for thinking you're sexy, well, we imagine ladycats do!

Mollie said...

Mom has a hizzy fit when I walk all over her Compawter..MOL Looking good in that photo :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh good heavens, of COURSE you'd bite any kitteh who put his or her paws all over you! Sniff.

Brian said...

My sisters all said YES! It's nice to see you and I am glad you are being so helpful!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Target we would love to watch you being helpful with the caps lock - sometimes Mum catches hers by accident and then has to backtrack and type again in lower case. The language is not for people or cats of a nervous dosposition.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Random Felines said...

and here we thought our mom was strange.... MOL glad you are keeping her on track - you look like a very "sexy" snoopervisor

Sam said...

Hmmm..well it depends on what "kind" of trouble this girl that your mom is writing about gets into.

Carol said...

You are a most helpful fellow :) A terrific snooperviser! Enjoy your weekend.

speedyrabbit said...

great job!xx Speedy

Tamago said...

Great job snoopervising, Target! Sounds like your mom needs you very much!
It's an excellent answer to her question :-)

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

I sure DO think that you are sexy Target!

Photo Cache said...

Yes, we do think your are SEXY Target!

Do you like that Emma stepped on the caps lock key for the sexy part of the comment?

Emma and Buster

The Island Cats said...

Oh yeah, Target...you brought sexy back!

Good luck with the new book!

ABBY said...

Target you are a huge help to your human! And we love the gorgeous picture of YOU!

Cheri Wildcatwoods said...

Looking good my friend!

cats of wildcat woods

meowmeowmans said...

We bet all the ladycats swoon at the sight of you!

And we commend you on being so helpful to the Mom!

The Cat From Hell said...

What a grreat helper yous is Target!
Yous can test your moves on me if yous wants.
Kisses
Nellie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

It's a little Kinky that MomCat wants you to describe those, well, intimate moments!

Cathy Keisha said...

I see I have something to learn from you. I never go near TW while she's on the computer. Wonder where that ESC key is?

The Chair Speaks said...

We think you are sexy, Target! Purrs!

Katie Isabella said...

Oh TARGET! The is no end to your skills on the computer! How fortunate your mom is to have you there to snooper vise and help type!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello target its dennis the vizsla dog hay it is very gud of yoo to help yore mama owt with her writing!!! maybe if dada wood let me press a fyoo keyz now and then he wood be finishd with the buk wot he has ben wurking on for the past yeer!!! ok bye

Purrfect Haven said...

you make us laugh so much... your idea of help is adorable. we have been out of the circuit (Mums fault) but delighted to have the chance to visit again. Love Mr Darcy, Mr Bingley and Helen xxx

Oui Oui said...

Target, you are such a help! We never thought of stepping on the escape key, but we like to mess with the brightness. The mom was reading through Kindle's daily deals today & someone was talking about romances being alike, so the mom recommended they check out your Chocolate book.

~CovertOperations78~ said...

What a great help you are, Target! You know another way you could help? Each time she tries to write with a pen, hold the other end of the pen in your mouth. It helps steady the pen, and she will squeal with joy. Moglet does it too. And you should sit on all the papers she is trying to read. It keeps them warm for her.

catsynth said...

Target is doing a great job supervising and helping out with the new book!

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Definitely yes!

Jacqueline said...

Great job, handsome Target=we know your Mommy appreciates all your help, sweetie!...Happy Hump Day, precous friends!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

meowmeowmans said...

Happy birthday, Angel Au. We love and miss you always. Hope you're having a great time at the Bridge. Please tell our Sammy we love him, okay?

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Jacqueline said...

Hello, handsome!!...We're sure your Mommy appreciates all the help you do give her, sweetie!...Have a fun weekend, precious friend...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

meowmeowmans said...

Thank you, dear friends, for stopping by with such kind and thoughtful comments when it was time for our Sammy to leave for the Bridge. Your words are such a comfort to us at this sad time. We are so lucky to have such wonderful friends.

Love,

Kevin, Tracey and Moosey

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

Hey Target!
We have been gone from blogging in months and Ash and I are back finally! Catching up with pals we mised all of you so much xoxo

Mumsys Kitty Korner said...

Oh, my what a handsome helper you are sweet Target. We love that picture it is super! Glad you found your red ribbon. Hugs and nose kisses

Timmy Tomcat said...

You are one funny cat Target!
Rumpy does all the editing work with Dad. He likes to put is fat butt on the keyboard to all interesting things like
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Such insight
Meow

Donna Heber said...

You have been so busy Target helping Mommy around the house. Glad to hear her exams are over and she gets a break.