Monday, May 27, 2013

CJ - Cat Terrorist

CJ, the cat formerly known as Long John Silver and homeless, now has a nice home across the street with a free flow of food, TWO cat baskets and a cardboard box but our grey raider sneaks into the house at all hours, stealing food and scaring the bejesus out of Target.

Yesterday, at 6AM, on a Sunday! after our nutty neighbours celebrated the call to prayer with half an hour of techno!!! Target decided enough was enough and whapped CJ.

As you can imagine, there was much lamenting and quite a bit of rude hissing.  CJ ran off and I had to apologise later to his mum for a scratched ear.

Luckily she just looked her pet over and said very calmly, "Serves him right." CJ did not look guilty!

Here he is, looking furry handsome.  Run your mouse over him to see his secret thoughts.

And if you're short of reading matter, do take a look at Lost Weekend: An Erotic Romance in Wales that features Surprise, a large black cat.

27 comments:

Hannah and Lucy said...

Watch out CJ may look innocent but it looks as though he want your food and maybe even your bed!!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Christine and FAZ said...

Glad to hear about a feline furrend getting a new home with all those accoutrement. FAZ

The Whiskeratti said...

CJ is quite a handsome fellow! And he's totally innocent, we know it. He was framed.

Old Kitty said...

Awwww gorgeous CJ!! Butter wouldn't melt in your handsome mouth! LOL!!! yay for amazing Target too though !!
Take care
x

Timmy Tomcat said...

We really like that CJ now has a home. He should keep the paws off the cat biscuits of others, or, be a bit sneakier.

Katie Isabella said...

I think he is gorgeous, he reminds mommy of one who came before called Hopping John.

Boo-Bah AKA Iris said...

CJ looks quite innocent with those lovely eyes. What a beautiful shade of yellow green? Target better hire security guards to watch over his biscuit bowl!

speedyrabbit said...

CJ is a cheeky scamp...Hehehehe,xx Speedy

Flynn said...

CJ is a handsome chap. It looks like he wants to keep visiting though.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

CJ is very cute! A few years before I was born, the humans had a visiting neighbor cat who came by uninvited all the time. The cat before me did not like that one bit!

Katnip Lounge said...

We'd be a little bit rude about sharing our biscuits, too!

Oh wait, we DO share...there's so many of us...nevermind.

The Island Cats said...

We're so glad that CJ now has a home...but he shouldn't mess with Target...or his food bowl!

Brian said...

CJ is a handsome one and he can't help it he likes to dine with his pals!

Tamago said...

Wow Target, you gave CJ a good whap!
CJ is very handsome kitty. It will be nice if you can become friends :-)

Caren Gittleman said...

Ha!! The cat biscuit bowl!

Cathy Keisha said...

Funny, I don't see a kitty turban on his head. MOL! He should be happy he has his own loving home.

Oui Oui said...

We'd like to know how he sneaks into the house! We think he needs a much bigger hole than a little mousie. He is very handsome, though and we're glad a family stepped up to take him in.

meowmeowmans said...

Yay for CJ finding a forever home! But he needs to stay clear of Target's biscuits!

Rozni Yusof said...

Avast Target! Stand by to go about and prepare to repel boarders! Ahrr me hearty! We'll teach that son of a rum puncheon not to cock his hat athwart your hawser! * Shiver me timbers!

(*Treasure Island reference)

Mollie said...

Wonderful CJ has a new home :) Keep your eye on ya bikies MOL xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

mythreemoggies said...

Brilliant news about CJ x

Jacqueline said...

CJ is a gorgeous boy and we are so glad he found a forever home!...We hope you guys can all be friends soon!...kisses, sweet friends...Calle, Halle, Sukki

~CovertOperations78~ said...

What a lucky boy CJ is, to have two homes to have breakfast at!

tenku butang said...

wow.. ! ur cat is so cuteee.. soo.. orange!!

Sam said...

This one looks slightly dangerous.

Photo Cache said...

oh this cj is handsome and looks dangerously cute.

Emma and Buster

Kjelle Bus said...

CJ is quite a handsome fellow!
But you can´t go around and steal others foods or noms for that :)