CJ, the cat formerly known as Long John Silver and homeless, now has a nice home across the street with a free flow of food, TWO cat baskets and a cardboard box but our grey raider sneaks into the house at all hours, stealing food and scaring the bejesus out of Target.
Yesterday, at 6AM, on a Sunday! after our nutty neighbours celebrated the call to prayer with half an hour of techno!!! Target decided enough was enough and whapped CJ.
As you can imagine, there was much lamenting and quite a bit of rude hissing. CJ ran off and I had to apologise later to his mum for a scratched ear.
Luckily she just looked her pet over and said very calmly, "Serves him right." CJ did not look guilty!
Here he is, looking furry handsome. Run your mouse over him to see his secret thoughts.
And if you're short of reading matter, do take a look at Lost Weekend: An Erotic Romance in Wales that features Surprise, a large black cat.