Monday, May 20, 2013

Guido: Someone Nicked My Breakfast!

This morning at breakfast I had a mouthful or so of Tuna and then went out for a stroll. When I came back, I discovered that Fat Target, the one who claims to be Senior Cat, ate his breakfast - AND FINISHED MINE!!!

So I need more breakfast. 

I'll make you a deal.  You can pet my tummy and pay me in Tuna. With sauce. And those little Slivers Of Crab.  Pet me because my tummy is Purrfect and I am furry hungry.

Oh, and the Pet has a new book out.  The Mule is all about Cleo, a pole dancer who finds love in Colombia.  I think Cleo has a nice tummy but it's not furry so I don't think anyone will give her tuna to pet it.  Just saying...

For my secret thoughts, run your mouse over the pictures.


29 comments:

Sweet Purrfections said...

Our mom is stocking up on tuna juice!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

While my human was at BlogPaws, Boodie snuck in and stole my food! Usually it is Binga who does that. I can't catch a break.

speedyrabbit said...

oh that is naughty to eat you breakfast as well,xx Speedy

~CovertOperations78~ said...

I might want to read the book if it has cats and furry tummies and butt-skritches in it.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Er...but you left your breakfast!!! The lesson here is to never leave your tuna unattended! :-)

Old Kitty said...

Awww lovely Guido!! We would so love to rub your gorgeous tummeh!! Yay!! We also hope you get extra tuna! And we hope that terrific Target has some more too! LOL!!

Yay for your mum's book!! Looks saucy!! But not the tuna-kind! Yay!
:-) Take care
x

Hannah and Lucy said...

Guido I sympathise with you - if I pause for a moment while eating my sister Hannah scoffs my food without pausing for breath.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Katie Isabella said...

Oh Guido, all of your attributes are just as you stated BUT: Don't go for a stroll until your breakkie is finished. OR drag the dish somewhere he won't see it.

Target IS the senior cat but he isn't fat. No no no.

Sam said...

Hi, always eat your breakfast. Don't leave it to later. Book looks interesting.

Tamago said...

Oh no you should never leave tuna! But I'm sure you got paid well with that gorgeous tummy :-)

Splendid Little Stars said...

Oh poor, poor Guido! so sorry!

Boo-Bah AKA Iris said...

Well shame on Target. Now you know to never leave your tuna unguarded.

Mama said she'd love to rub your tummy. On account of us being manly we probably wouldn't rub your tummy. We would share our tuna with you though.

Purrs
Peanut & Marshmallow

The Whiskeratti said...

You do have an awesome tummy.

Good luck to your Mom with her new book.

Katnip Lounge said...

We'd give an ENTIRE SAMMIN to pet your tummy!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

tuna juice sounds pretty darned good to me about now!
Love, Cody

Photo Cache said...

tuna and tuna juice - that's our weakness. our mama does want to rub your belly. she's getting weak in the knees just looking at you.

emma and buster

Brian said...

Tuna for tummy sounds like a good deal fur sure!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

The Human *DOES* want to rub your tummy, Guido. But I am not letting her give you MY toonas. Just sayin'.

Jacqueline said...

Oh, handsome Guido, our Mommy would LOVE to rub that adorable tummy, sweetheart; Sukki is the food stealer here so we understand all too well!!MOL...Happy Tuesday, precious friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

onebluedog said...

The part that I am confused about is why you would ever just walk away from all that delicious tuna! I mean, if were Target, I don't think I could resist eating either :) But I hope you got extra breakfast when you came back in!

Cathy Keisha said...

I don't know if I'm old enough to read that book but I do know that you should get more breakfast.

Oui Oui said...

Oh, Guido, I understand! I go to see what is happening out the Kitty TV and Mica Moo gulps down her breakfast, finishes mine and then finishes Carl's. It isn't fair!

Mr. Pip said...

Oh good gravy, he ate your breakfast! There's no excuse for that ...even though sometimes I eat my sister Rosie's breakfast.

Your pal, Pip

catsynth said...

Oh, we'd love to pet your tummy and send you replacement breakfast...if we could do that. Cleo does have a nice tummy, but it's not at all the same as petting a furry cat tummy ;)

mythreemoggies said...

Poor Guido :-( xxx Big furry hugs

mythreemoggies said...

Poor Guido :-( xxx Big furry hugs

meowmeowmans said...

OH, that's not fair. You should *definitely* get some more tuna!

Declan said...

That is a nice tummy mate. Mum once met a pole dancer in Barnard Castle....but best not go into that now..... Deccy x

Timmy Tomcat said...

We have some of those sneaky snack stealers around here.
That tummy ransom is purrfect