Saturday, July 06, 2013

Guido: I Am A Famous Hunter!

Hey, Guido here! I am Famous! The Pet wrote a story for the newspaper and I was in it!

There was a lot of dull stuff about how cats don't hunt by instinct but by learning it from their mummy cats.  I skipped that bit and focused on the important part: me!  

The Pet says she's Furry Impressed by my hunting skills.  And she loves the way I never kill anything!

It also had a picture of me, Hunting. 

I've decided to give her a present.  Tomorrow morning I shall go and catch a Frog.  One of those slippery ones that jumps like the Blazes.  I shall give it to her, in bed, at about 5AM, as a Surprise.  I've done it once before and she was so happy that she screamed.

Pawsome!

PS, we've got a sponsor today, Pamperedpawgift, an online pet shop with some pawsome treats.  Check them out!
 

38 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Guido, you need to prove to your human that you are a FIERCE hunter! Next time, eat your catch and just leave a leg or something where your human can find it.

Humans need to know what's up so they do not mess with us too much.

sully86 said...

wow that is some sick skill you have guido!!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Wow you sure are a mighty hunter. That idea is wonderfur, make sure it is wet too.
Your pal Timmy Tomcat

Brian said...

That is so cool Guido! You are a famous hunter who is famous everywhere!

The Whiskeratti said...

What a thoughtful gift that will be. Truly, she will appreciate it greatly.

The Florida Furkids said...

You're a great hunter. We know that gift will be really appreciated!

The Florida Furkids

speedyrabbit said...

great idea I'm sure she will love it,xx Speedy

Katnip Lounge said...

We laughed at your Pet's story...and we can't wait to hear about the Froggy Surprise!

Sweet Purrfections said...

We're impressed with your hunting skills.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What a great hunter you are! I won't even go outside!

Caren Gittleman said...

Oh Guido I need your pawtograph!!!!!! I love that you were featured! A fine hunter like you, deserves to be! :)

Flynn said...

Your pet is going to love her froggy surprise!

Tamago said...

Yay Guido, you are very famous and good hunter! You must be really skilled to catch a bat without harming it!
Catching frog and bringing it to your pet's bed is a great idea. I'm sure she will jump and scream with joy :-)

The Island Cats said...

Wow, Guido! That is so cool. We are majorly impressed. :)

meowmeowmans said...

Wow, Guido! You are TOTALLY famous, and a mighty hunter, too!

The Cat From Hell said...

Wowzers! Newspaper articles and sponsors! Yous is famous! Me is so furry happy that me knows yous and purrsonally...me thinks the frog is purrfect!
Kisses
Nellie

The Chair Speaks said...

Yes, Yes, Guido, give more slippery surprise presents! Purrs! :)

Splendid Little Stars said...

Guido, you are a furry thoughtful kitty! I'm sure your Pet would love that puurresent!

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

Know this is late but hope you had a furry fun 4th! xx

Cezar and Léia said...

wow Guido, conCATulations!You are so talented, such a fabulous hunter and very handsome! :) And you are famous!
I'm sending purrs and love to you and your family.
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA and hugs from mom Léia

Donna Heber said...

You are such a special kitty Guido! Congrats on being in the newspaper.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We wondered if the surprise frog was well received Guido?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Mollie said...

Yikes a Frog, wez can't wait to see this..MOL Have a wonderful hunt xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

colehauscats said...

That would be a wonderful gift, Guido! We can just imagine the glee your Mom will express again. Maybe this should become a weekly thing if she enjoys it that much. MOL! Purrs...

Photo Cache said...

we support your decision to gift them with a froggy.

emma and buster

Gattina said...

You catch and don't kill ? My cats are all killers and on top they eat their victims !

Mary Bergfeld said...

I've never been rewarded with a frog, but there have been birds and mice. It is no way to greet the new day :-). Blessings...Mary

~CovertOperations78~ said...

Yes, a frog would be a lovely treat. Maybe The Male can have a shower with it or play a game with the frog.

Jacqueline said...

Wow, handsome Guido, we are impressed with your famous hunting skills, darling boy!...You are really awesome and so adorable!...Happy Tuesday, sweet friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Oui Oui said...

Guido, you are all heart to think of such a sweet present to give to your mommy! Everyone should be so lucky!

We think kitties hunt by instinct. Carl is a pawsome hunter, once taking down 3 mousies in 20 minutes. We've had him since he as 8 weeks old. His mom was a grand champion show cat, so we're pretty sure she didn't teach him this skill. But we do think their moms teach them to eat their prey, except for crickets which are a natural food - minus those icky hind legs which are best left as a present for the mom. Hee, hee.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Thanks for dropping by to visit today! My Human has been soooo uncooperatiff about such things. Sigh.

We love your hunting stories. I'll bet your Mom will just squeal with joy if you leave something, dead OR alive--or somewhere in between--on her pillow.

onebluedog said...

That is so cool, Guido! Although you know you were totally famous already :)

Kjelle Bus said...

My mom is not so sure that it was with joy your mom screamed when you gave her the frog in the bed *mol*

Katie Isabella said...

I love those screams of delight! xoxox

Sharon Wagner said...

My poor kitties can only hunt for socks.

Herman Kozlowski said...

Hey Guido! You a froggy hunter too? We get toads and my mom always takes them away, but the other day I found a frog that my outside fur-sib kinda mauled. But it was still alive and I got to sniff it before it got taken away. Good luck on your frog hunting. And thanks for stopping by my blog. Haz a wonderpurr day!

Cheri Wildcatwoods said...

I bet your Mom screamed when she found the frog in bed!!!!

Ramblingon said...

MY mommy was similarly impressed when I brought the still kickin' partly dedded mousie into our bed. Pawrents!