Hey, Guido here! I am Famous! The Pet wrote a story for the newspaper and I was in it!
There was a lot of dull stuff about how cats don't hunt by instinct but by learning it from their mummy cats. I skipped that bit and focused on the important part: me!
The Pet says she's Furry Impressed by my hunting skills. And she loves the way I never kill anything!
It also had a picture of me, Hunting.
I've decided to give her a present. Tomorrow morning I shall go and catch a Frog. One of those slippery ones that jumps like the Blazes. I shall give it to her, in bed, at about 5AM, as a Surprise. I've done it once before and she was so happy that she screamed.
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