Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Slave To The Fuzzles

Roll your mouse over me to see my secret thoughts
Target had a smashing gotcha day last week. We celebrated with some extra chikkun (which we do most days but never mind; it's the thought that counts!) and then he cleared my desk by swiping everything off with his paw.  Including a coffee cup I was rather fond of.

Target looked guilty when the cup smashed and had to be reassured with kisses but Guido has decided that a firm paw is needed to ensure his wants are tended to.  When he wants biscuits at 3AM, he's taken to putting a paw on my bum and sticking in all his Klaws. We are having a battle about his new management approach.  Although I'm bigger and older, I suspect I'm losing.

In short: all is well in the Katz Tales household!

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Monday, October 21, 2013

Target: Tomorrow Is My 5th Gotcha Day!

Guess what!  Tomorrow is my 5th Gotcha Day!  Yes, it's been 5 years since mummy cat came to pick me up and take me home from my foster-mum-rescuer!

This is me as a kitten on the left, and this is me now on the right, as a handsome man cat.

Mummy cat says we'll do something special tomorrow.  I think it includes chikkun!

Also, my paw is better again. This is a good week!  I can feel it....

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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Guido: I Think The Pet Is A Survunt!

I have made an amazing discovery!  You know how 4AM is the purrfect time to play but your pets are in bed, roaring like tigers?  Well, I have learned how to Get Them Up!

So there I was, purring and giving furry purry headbutts to my Best Pet, with no results.  I tried the other Pet, and she wouldn't move either. I sat and thought, and thought, and then I remembered how Au used to talk about the Pets as Survunts. He wasn't afraid to scold them or to use his Klaws.

So I shouted, meow-meow-meow and I put the edge of my Klaw on the Pet - and it worked!  She got up and fed me biscuits! At 4AM!  She went back to bed again and hid under her pillow but I am furry optimistic.  If I do this efurry day, I can break down her resistance and make her do what I want!

I am now napping, recruiting my strength for tonight.  Wish me luck!

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Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Target Has An Owie

Target got into a fight last week, and now he has a bite on his paw.  Can you see it?

He's cleaned it up himself, and it's healing nicely, but just look at the mess his fur's in!

I am giving him lots of extra cuddles, and a few lectures on the futility of fighting.

Hope all you other cats aren't out there fighting!

PS roll over Target's picture to see what he's thinking...

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Happy Tock-tober!

It's Tock-Tober, the month where we bring you furry kitty tocks. 

 These are Guido's.  Handsome.  Furry. With stripes.  Purrfect, right?
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