Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Guido: I Think The Pet Is A Survunt!

I have made an amazing discovery!  You know how 4AM is the purrfect time to play but your pets are in bed, roaring like tigers?  Well, I have learned how to Get Them Up!

So there I was, purring and giving furry purry headbutts to my Best Pet, with no results.  I tried the other Pet, and she wouldn't move either. I sat and thought, and thought, and then I remembered how Au used to talk about the Pets as Survunts. He wasn't afraid to scold them or to use his Klaws.

So I shouted, meow-meow-meow and I put the edge of my Klaw on the Pet - and it worked!  She got up and fed me biscuits! At 4AM!  She went back to bed again and hid under her pillow but I am furry optimistic.  If I do this efurry day, I can break down her resistance and make her do what I want!

I am now napping, recruiting my strength for tonight.  Wish me luck!

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24 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We will. Our humans have been learning to snooze right through our noise making! Can you imagine?

William said...

You go, Guido!

Our mom shuts us out at night so the only thing we can do is have Caroline scream at the door or Russell stand there and paw on it. (Me, I am very patient and never do ANYTHING to make my mom cross.)

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Guido, what took you so long to figure this out? Now there's no stopping you!

The Whiskeratti said...

What wonderful technique you have. Keep up the good werk.

Declan said...

You seem to have it nailed mate...

Brian said...

You are very wise and I am sure success is in the works!

Gattina said...

Have you got a mail from my cats with this excellent advice ?

Tamago said...

Great job, Guido, for getting your pet up to serve you a snack early in the morning! Large meow and klaws worked pretty well. Hehehe.

Tamago said...

Great job, Guido, for getting your pet up to serve you a snack early in the morning! Large meow and klaws worked pretty well. Hehehe.

Katnip Lounge said...

SCORE!!!

Please keep us updated...

meowmeowmans said...

Great work, Guido! We've discovered the same thing here! :)

magscorner said...

We bet if you do that every day it won't be long until those servants will be obeying your every command. Good thinking and good job sweet Guido. Hugs and nose kisses

The Cat From Hell said...

If wes can't gets Mommy up, wes gets the hairy slobbery sisters up and THAT always gets the humans up!!!
Kisses
Nellie

The Island Cats said...

We're gonna try that, Guido, though we're not sure it will work on the mom.

~CovertOperations78~ said...

Your pets are furry efficient, Guido. The Rowdies would get ignored until at least 7a.m. if they tried that on me.

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

I think I should try this instead of singing!

Photo Cache said...

emma learned that singing without klaw is useless.

Emma and Buster

Mr. Pip said...

Biscuits at 4 a.m.!!! Nice work!!

Your pal, Pip

speedyrabbit said...

sounds like you have it down pat,xx SPeedy

colehauscats said...

Outstanding work! We bet your plan will succeed in no time! Purrs...

Purrfect Haven said...

we have just read your instructions and plan to deploy the same tactic with our 'pets'! ha ha Its great to catch up with you again. Love Darcy, Bingley and Helen xxx

Oui Oui said...

The bestest place to yell at your survunts is a place that echos, like the hallway!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello guido its dennis the vizsla dog hay today a biskit tomorrow the wurld!!! ok bye

Timmy Tomcat said...

As fine and fun an idea as I have ever heard. Cannot wait to try it
Timmy