I thought it might be Guido but she meant the blog! That's not right because efurryone needs to hear all about me, right? Right!
So I will be taking over the blog. And as Guido
So anyway, my first post is about weight management. You may have noticed that I was a tad heavy in the rear last year? Just a tiny little bit? Well, Mummy Cat came up with this idea for fixed evening dinners. Instead of me coming in and getting dinner from her, and then a second dinner from T-man, and then eating a third dinner when Guido comes in, we now both eat one dinner at 8PM.
I am a slimmer kitty. Just check my butt.
That's the official line: cats, come closer and listen. Not all is lost! When your Mummy Cat does something daft like this, you have the power of the paw and the meow to ask for sekunds. Just eat efurrything in one go, and then look at the bowl and turn it over. Look totally pathetic. Your Mummy Cat will instantly ask if you are totally starving. A meow! and a furry purry headbutt and she's yours. And so are sekunds.
When I figure out how to get thirds, I'll post again.
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