Monday, January 13, 2014

Target: My Favourite Breakfast

I'm sitting on my towel on my garden bench because I'm trying to figure out a big problem.

It's a holiday in Malaysia tomorrow because it's the Prophet Muhammad's Birthday, and Mummy Cat just told me that she's going to the market to buy something nice for lunch.

"If you like, I'll buy you something nice for breakfast too. Would you like that, my kitten kersqueezul?"

That's what she calls me, see?  Kitten kersqueezul, angel darling sweetie pie, cat kerfliffle, and squeezlebug cat fluff. Au used to say it's because she's nuts but I think it's because I'm special and I deserve special names. It makes me purr when she talks that way.

"If you're purring that means yes," Mummy Cat said.  "Now what would you like for breakfast tomorrow?"

So now I've got a problem because I don't know what I want.

On Saturday I had crab Shaomai and shrimp dumplings because we always have Dim Sum on Saturday mornings and those two are my favourites. Yesterday I had barbequed chicken that was left over from Saturday lunch.  This morning I got really lucky because Mummy Cat was making boeuf bourguignon so I got steak!

They're all my favourites and now I don't know what I want!  Well, apart from seconds.  I really need seconds because Guido is always getting stuff too.  He scoffs Dim Sum, chicken and steak like he's got a python stuffed down his paws! He eats efurrything!


Hmm, I think I know what I want.  Just roll your mouse over me to find out!

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26 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Now, that's what I call a quality problem!

Clooney said...

We love all the names Mummy Cat has for you! And now we are very hungry from all the good foods you just had, how awesome! (Thanks for sharing us on FB, that was really nice...we don't have FB.)

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

One word: TUNA!!!

Katie Isabella said...

WISE boy, Target. I rolled my mouse and saw what you were thinking. Why am I not surprised!?

Brian said...

I don't know, but you've got me all hungry now!

Caren Gittleman said...

oh Dim Sung and Steak sounds delicious! enjoy your holiday!

The Island Cats said...

Wow, that's the kind of problem we'd like to have! Whatever you decided on, we bet it was good.

Flynn said...

Wow that was a hard choice, but you made a good one.

Photo Cache said...

what a rough life you are leading :)

kisses,
Emma and Buster

William said...

Wow, I *never* get fun stuff like that, Target! I'd say just have it all, all over again!

Oui Oui said...

Oh my Cod! It ALL sounds good! We'd be happy with any one of those. If the mom doesn't get it first!

Katnip Lounge said...

We'd KILL to have problems like yours!

Gattina said...

You remind me Arthur, he also loves all kind of food ! You can see today what he had eaten up, which in fact was belonging only to us and shouldn't be something for a cat !

~CovertOperations78~ said...

Don't forget to tell Mummy Cat that there are hundreds of saints and prophets out there and they all have birthdays. This way, you get something nice for lunch every day of the year!

Donna Heber said...

I hope mummy got you something yummy! You are so cute you deserve it.

Tamago said...

LOL I love your answer to what you want. Everything! Of course :-)
I love Dim Sum. Dumplings are very good. Enjoy your holiday with yummy food!

The Cat From Hell said...

Mes loves a little bit of everything all the time too!
Kisses
Nellie

meowmeowmans said...

Variety is the best! Enjoy that smorgasbord, Target. Have a great holiday, dear friends.

magscorner said...

Oh, yes!! All of them would be yummy! We think too she calls you all those names because you are special! Hugs and nose kisses

Mollie said...

Yikes it sure is a hard life being a cat BAWAHWHHAHHAHAH xxooxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Splendid Little Stars said...

You are one lucky kitty, Target! all those yummy treats! Mummy Cat must love you much!

Jans Funny Farm said...

You little piggy. :) We'd like everything too if we were given a choice.

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! And all I get is cat food. I’m moving in with you.

speedyrabbit said...

you live the life of luxury my friend,xx Speedy

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello target its dennis the vizsla dog hay my fayvrit brekfast is the wun wot is in front of me rite now!!! ha ha ok bye

fatimatuzzahra said...

my favourites pics = Target's pics

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